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The good thing about Patel is that hacking into his personal email won’t make him compromised because he’s always been compromised.

Kash Patel got an evite to attend team USA's locker room celebration and clicked on it didn't he?

That this nebbish loser Kasshole Patel ever got to head the FBI only shows how far the US has fallen.

Ok. Can they get all of the unredacted Epstein files next?

Ugh so rooting for anyone but USA and GOP. Ex 🪖 makes me sick to see all involved with the take down of us by pedophiles yes multi wealthy pedophiles not young women. Girl children 🙄 caught on tape.. blackmail. Please release the emails...

DDoS Secrets incoming...

Right??? 😂

💥

Ka$hing in.

Was his password, password ?

Just a thousand emails awkwardly bringing up the fact Patel has a girlfriend.

Iran now trying to figure out what all the ‘lol Maple Leafs suck’ texts mean

Password $ashrules

You’ll know for sure if it’s focused on arranging his concert/sports tickets.

They probably got him with the ol' "click here for sexy singles in your area"

I know the war and whatnot, but if those hackers would do journalism a solid and upload those somewhere? Feels relevant to the national interest. Operational security who? K$H M¢n€¥ doesn't know her and probably never will.

Consider that Doge gutted critical agencies, the mass purging and installation of a full blown kakistocracy by Patel, Hegseth, Noem, Bondi, Gabbard, & so on, the level of infiltration by the intelligences agencies of Israel, Russia, China, Iran, India, and so on must be pervasive.The US is fucked.

I guess he clicked the Link to help some prince to save his money

Gentlemen, please, let's not be ridiculous. Those aren't valid passwords. It's obviously ka$hMoney69.

I'm sure we're all overestimating his critical thinking abilities. His password is probably "kashpatel" so he doesn't forget it.

Well, to be fair, he may have been hacked another way, like maybe he clicked a link on a penis enlargement spam email or something. He seems like the sort of guy who’d want those pills.

* * bsky.app/profile/maks...

The country music sensation’s boyfriend?

Wonder if his password was password, 12345, his initials and birthdate, etc

"A sample of the material uploaded by ⁠the ​hackers and reviewed by Reuters ​appears to show a mix of personal and work correspondence dating between ​2010 and 2019." Let me finish that: ...a period that included roles as a House committee aide and with the National Security Council.

Seems like it would serve them better to let Americans know how weak the US actually is.

I mean we all know the next dipshit will be equally useless right?

it's probably an appetizer. Letting the Admin know that they have the skillz. And they already teased hacking the Epstein files.

Even smart, cautious people can get hacked. But we're definitely going to find out he got hacked doing the dumbest shit imaginable.

"A ⁠sample ​of the material uploaded by the hackers ​and reviewed by Reuters appears to show a mix of personal and work correspondence ​dating between 2010 and 2019."

I love this for us 💖

Hahahaha oh fuck

lol!

😂

The hack seems meticulously designed to focus on Patels cyberattack firings in Trump's almost certainly criminal behalf.

post the good stuff

Was the password Boobs6969

Kash Patel is exactly the kind of dipshit who'd fall for a low-effort phishing attack, he wasn't made FBI director for his competence

Fortunately, we can be sure that the FBI director would never share sensitive information via email.

Get em

Lock him up

Admiral Akbar

“Do you want eyelid surgery? Do you want to look less like you are being buggered with a prize winning leek? Click here to know more.”

"When I grow up I ‘ve got my plans, see. They may not be so high-class or fancy As some people may wish – But boy, it’s just my dish – I wouldn’t want to be an A-man, or a B-man, or a C-man, or a D-man, or an E-man or an F-man – Get it?" bsky.app/profile/chan...

"Gee, but I’d like to be a G-man, And go bang-bang-bang-bang! Just like Dick Tracy, what a he-man, And go bang-bang-bang-bang I’d do as I please, act high-handed and regal, ‘Cause when you’re a G-man, there’s nothing illegal." bsky.app/profile/bsky...

IRAN, if you’re listening….

I'm sure it's fine that this regime uses personal communication methods to avoid FOIA requests.

Whoa: “…the personal Gmail address that Handala claims to have ​broken into matches the address linked to ​Patel in ⁠previous data breaches preserved by the dark web”. - Excuse me!?! “previous data breaches” WTF

What was his password?

Patel seems like the type of person that complains to IT enough to have MFA disabled on all of his accounts. Refuses to use a password manager, so he re-uses the same password: K@$ShPaytell

Any bets his password is "Ka$h"...??? For everything...??? 🙄🙄 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤡🫏🖕💩💩

If there are about a dozen unanswered emails from me, it’s legit.

Heck of a good job, Tulsi.

Meanwhile, Handala's website appears to be having ... problems.

100%

His email is all Ticketmaster receipts and password reset requests for porn websites

What a dope.

This is going to be an amazing read if they decide to publish it. Also likely to create sooooooooo many lawsuits against him and the FBI because you know it’s full of tons of confirmations on illegal activities.

I had Ka$hm0n3y!

Like how old?

Ooh, this is exciting!!!!

His password was I<3Trump or CrossEyedWizardMan123.

"but the personal Gmail address that Handala claims to have ​broken into" gmail??

Maybe he shouldn't have used "Ka$h" as his password🤡

rest now brother. we have the watch.

They’re all about his social plans, what team he’s partying with & who is bringing the beer

"I love Wikileaks!" DJT "I know nothing about Wikileaks!" Also DJT www.cnn.com/2019/04/11/p...

@michaelsteele.bsky.social @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social @chrislhayes.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @therickwilson.bsky.social @timmiller.bsky.social @thebulwark.com Weird how his GF was just posting a bunch of stuff & saying a bunch of stuff when she & Kash were on Katy Miller's podcast.🤔🙄

Darn it now the Iranians have Patel’s personal info. His list of hookers, drug suppliers, his internal FBI classified materials and his mental illness provider. Time to FIRE the FBI’s most hated man!

Ok but could they possibly find anything more embarrassing than the stuff he posts voluntarily?

Emails but his.

This should be hilarious

His emails lol

RELEASE THE EMAILS!

Buckle up chuckle fucks

Oh shit.

Latest episode from the "No More Rules Of Engagement" crowd.

The people running the US government are the same people who failed CS101.

Odds Patel emails aren’t the only hack/breach??

barbarians at the gates!!!

Dear Mr. Beast Damn it was crazy when you have that guy a private jet if he slept in it for 100 days. I would totally do that. Do you liek hockey? I have friends who play hockey who are cool. You can meet them if you come to ym birthday party. I’ll send a private jet haha (but srs) Yours K$H

@murderxbryan.bsky.social what do you think the phishing email he fell for was?

@angrystaffer.bsky.social

Those pesky emails

Are we currently clean on opsec?

“This is just full of ads for brains pills”

It wasn’t hard for them to figure out his password was “Ka$hswallows”

Is it really hacking if the president sold them the information?

Probably didn’t even have to involve much hacking. He likely just gave them his password, possibly while chugging some Zima with the guys.