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ICE Barbie’s full name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem. The initials spell KLAN. Sometimes the universe writes the joke itself.

Sorry for the link to this bad place but this is just too good x.com/leebrown2/st...

Yeah the Trump administration really stinks! (See what I did there 😂).

Every American needs to watch this:

This day in history. 1938. Hitler appointed himself German High Commander and renamed the Paul Ludwig Hans Anton von Beneckendorff und von Hindenburg Centre for the Performing Arts to the Adolf J. Hitler and Paul Ludwig Hans Anton von Beneckendorff und von Hindenburg Centre for the Performing Arts.

Weiß jemand, wo man so ein Eichhörnchen zum Schneeräumen engagieren kann?

The emergence of Keith, who is a commanding presence for his height (which isn't saying much):

“I’m fucking cold. You, Harvey?” “So fucking cold. Fred?” “F-f-fucking cold. Jim?” “I’m real fucking cold, Fred. Dave?” “Holy shit, I’m fucking cold. Allen?” “Can’t feel my fucking feet. Terry?” “I’m fucking cold, too. Annie?” “My fucking beak is frozen. Kip?” “I’M FUCKING COLD.”

And for my next trick: I will worry about 50 different things at the same time!

“Sie sind der lebende Beweis dafür, dass Wirtschaftslobbyismus und Wirtschaftskompetenz nicht das Gleiche sind!” Diese Abrechnung von Felix Banaszak mit Katherina Reiche ist absolut sehenswert:

Die BILD fordert den Rücktritt von CDU-Politiker Daniel Günther, weil dieser sich gegen Fake-News ausspricht. 🙃

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“Your grandmother worked very hard on it. Just one more, then you can take it off and go play with your friends.”

Dänemark benennt Grönland in Epstein Island um, damit Trump nie wieder darüber spricht www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/groe...

So, just yesterday: - 5 GOP senators joined Democrats to advance a resolution terminating hostilities in Venezuela; - The Senate gave unanimous consent to a resolution installing the J6 plaque in the Senate - 17 House GOP joined Dems to vote to extend ACA subsidies; (cont.)

2020: Döpfner bekommt 1 Milliarde € Aktien geschenkt und schummelt 500 Millionen € Steuern am Staat vorbei. Niemand juckt’s. Sep. 2025: Hans sammelt 58 € Pfand, weil er Geld für Essen & Medikamente braucht, meldet es dem Sozialamt und das Geld wird ihm weggekürzt. Es ist so f*cking unfassbar!

The man who literally wrote the book on the use of vehicles as ramming weapons says any claim Good used hers as such is false, and that her execution, followed by the false claim, is "death squad behavior."

#ReneeNicoleGood #SayHerName

“Emerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday.”

Die Union hat über Monate hinweg großspurig von riesigen Einsparungen beim Bürgergeld fantasiert – angeblich im zweistelligen Milliardenbereich. Abgesehen davon, dass Einsparungen einen kalkulierten Verfassungsbruch nicht rechtfertigen, war die gesamte Rechnung an den Haaren herbeigezogen!

I donated my body to science but science regifted it to comedy.

The emergence of George, who wears the hat so the party will find him:

The government of the United States is withholding funds for its needy citizens in 5 democratic states. This goes against all governing principles of a democracy, punishing states that don't align with Trump's brutal regime.

Happy New Fears

It's a lot easier for people to mind their own business when you don't air all of your business on the internet.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel

it's not that I am simply so contrary that I reject opinions when they get too popular! it's that opinions that are fresh at first tend to calcify into the ugliest versions of themselves through repeated use. that's my take

this is a game of wits and you showed up unarmed

According to Trump, I’m radical left scum. If you’re also radical left scum, then let’s follow each other and fight this regime together.

In my next life, I just want to be surrounded by fewer stupid people and more mojitos.

This message hits hard.

This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.

Gerade gelesen und getestet: Wenn man in der „Epstein Library“ des Justice Department nach dem Namen Trump sucht, kriegt man keinen Treffer. Wenn man nach dem Namen aber einen Leerschritt einfügt, kriegt man Suchergebnisse. Good hunting! www.justice.gov/epstein #TrumpEpsteinCoverup

I just sang songs to my kitten and he stared at me until he fell asleep in my arms so my day is complete.