Stefan

Stefan

@itscaptahab.bsky.social

I_Am_Ahab on Discord and other stuff

150 followers358 following203 posts

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godzilla: hey folks it’s me, godzilla. nice to meet you the people: *start firing rockets at him* godzilla: well what the fuck

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INTERVIEWER: What was your favorite Matchbox car as a kid? CENA: "Favorite" can mean many things to many people. Favorite is a word and a concept that I treasure. My favorite things from Matchbox or any aspect of life are dear to me. INTERVIEWER: When you filmed— CENA: Also, I love Vince McMahon.

Decider@deciderdotcom.bsky.social

Stream It Or Skip It: 'Matchbox: The Movie' on Apple TV, a goofy John Cena-led adaptation of a classic toy

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the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it

Gianmarco Soresi@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

RIP Odie

TSN@tsnofficial.bsky.social

Lyle Odelein, a 16-year NHL veteran, Stanley Cup champion and the first captain in Columbus Blue Jackets history, has passed away from a heart attack. He was 58 years old.

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The Ace wants the ball

Miss Katefabe@misskatefabe.bsky.social

Man. Mox cuts that promo after the PPV, is there for Marina and the locker room when they find out about PAC’s passing, opens with Orange Cassidy in a fantastic match, and hops on commentary here. What a way to show up.

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Pac had the most beautiful finisher in wrestling, and for a long time he had a look & vibe I would describe as "underwear goblin." Though he was as good as literally any leading-man wrestler on earth, he excelled as a character actor in the ring. He was a fixture of my wrestling life. I'll miss him.

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youre probably looking at this fruit and thinking ‘wow, that must grow on a tropical island somewhere’, and you’d be WRONG AS HELL. its a pawpaw, the largest edible fruit native to north america. this is our first one and it tastes like banana, vanilla, and cantaloupe made a weird ass threesome baby

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hey just making sure everyone knows tom hardy put out a rap album where he does the “"now is the winter of our discontent” monologue from richard III in the bane voice on one of the tracks. okay have a good weekend

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By almost any measure Dolly embodied "the American Dream." Some people will come from nothing and make it big and consider the problem now solved. Others will remember that there are still others with nothing and use what they have to help.

Deshaun of course a big expert on being disrespectful

UM LEGACY PRESS LTD@umlegacypress.com

Deshaun Watson named Cleveland Browns’ starting quarterback… despite scandalized star blasting his own fans It comes just days after Watson turned on Browns fans on Saturday night, branding boos he received during the team's preseason game 'disrespectful' and personal'.

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Ban this shit.

Maggie Harrison Dupré@mharrisondupre.bsky.social

NEW: Teen boys are using smart glasses — mainly Meta's AI Glasses — to film themselves harassing classmates at school, following girls around and "rizzing" them or "ragebaiting" them w/ insults. In several videos we reviewed, girls plead w/ the poster to stop filming. futurism.com/artificial-i...

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Tigers manager A.J. Hinch on Jake Rogers, who presumably will join the White Sox in Detroit this weekend: "He's going to be an incredible answer on Immaculate Grid."

MLB Transaction Bot@transactionbot.bsky.social

Chicago White Sox claimed C Jake Rogers off waivers from Boston Red Sox.