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Bezos: Put it in the paper: I’m afraid.

Free idea: instead of destroying every Flock camera, put a few of them outside the police parking lot. Then every cop's mother and spouse gets access and can check in on their little freak while they’re at work,m. Having the adults in their lives know when they're coming and going would be nice.

WokeDonalds is back!

My 'Woke Bill Kristol' T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?

It’s always the ones you suspectmax… www.thebulwark.com/p/scoop-look...

taika waititi has lost his damn mind

People are talking shit but this is a good loadout for most races. Light weight, decent speed, and good maneuverability.

istg if she doesnt stop 9/11 deadline.com/2026/08/pari...

Trump and his circle live in a fantasy world where their unchallenged ideas are a gift to mankind.

Probably leaves Coors too

Dragon Age. Enjoyed Mass Effect and other RPGs but I bought Inquisition and played it for 15 minutes fell off.

(2027 correspondents dinner) Trump: then there was the time I used you as decoys to get blown up Correspondents: *unbridled cheers, disrobing*

A Republican named Rafael Cruz may not win a statewide election in Texas but Ted Cruz does. They know who they’re courting with ads like this the block of knuckle-dragging bigots that make up an unfortunately large part of the Republican base.

Got a good job down at the Data Center. I work on the line, and it's hard work but it's honest and the wage is fair; my family and I are grateful for it. I rivet the word "absolutely" onto the little apologies that chatbots do when they misunderstand a prompt.

Two straight days in which news organizations made uncanny valley image choices where famous people look like Onion stock image illustrations.

[eleanor rigby voice] connecticut bigfoot hids in the woods outside Lyme but is spotted by rubes doesn't have boobs

Odyssey this, Odyssey that. Brother, you odyssey me eat deez hot dogs.

Conservatives in 2016: TRIGGERED LIB???? Conservatives in 2026: We are installing trigger warnings in the Smithsonian

We have hit the resin bong hit period of nostalgia

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set https://theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-stalled-after-red-phantom-named-twinkpunisher-invades-set/

Poor bastard’s starving

I have not lived a good enough life to get to see this sentient can of Axe Body Spray get absolutely obliterated in a NYC mayoral contest.

Escorting the nine-year-old to a friend’s birthday pool party, I told him I wasn’t going to swim in part because I’m dressed for work. He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children.

This is deeply disingenuous and, frankly, a dereliction of journalistic integrity. A quick glance at Yum! Brand’s annual filings reveal that this is common language included every single year as an investment risk factor. The most recent filing is no different because the risk is always present.

Pausa de Hidratacion

Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."

It really pisses me off that Trump and so many of his supporters will be dead and gone before they're ever forced to reckon with the mess they've left the rest of us to clean up.

remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket

throwing my window open like ebenezer scrooge and going "you! boy! is lindsey graham alive?"

Lmao how is Mills *still* under performing Platner?

This is satire right? They put the Artemis 2 Astronauts on here 😂 I’m sure they’re very stylish individuals but it feels like the New York Times style desk is putting RFK on here to get those sweet sweet impressions.

This whole website -about twenty minutes ago watching rooting for Egypt.

Mitch McConnell is fine. He's on a farm upstate oppressing people, and he's very happy

world cup discourse currently

The U.S. Senate should not exist.

Roses are red the reflecting pool is noxious

A suspiciously favorable administrative decision means we're a real soccer country now.

Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News