Jake DeGroot

Bluesky has five kinds of users.

In the spirit of the phrase "resident alien for tax purposes" and me thinking Resident Alien sounds like a movie, add "for tax purposes" to the end of a movie title: On a Clear Day You Can See Forever For Tax Purposes.

What was your first computer growing up?

Happy Labor Day.

AI/LLMs generally can bluff their way through a pretty good first impression but they have trouble staying on task and following through a project to completion and like. That's only cool when I do it

The party flyers are up, now let's hope people show up.

I am absolutely thrilled to present to you: How to Build a Universe (Theoretically Speaking) available for pre-order now, wherever you buy your books! www.simonandschuster.ca/books/How-to...

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

If you need a script for getting your company off Twitter, I WROTE YOU ONE. Multiple people have used it, successfully, to explain the legal liability your company incurs by forcing employees to be on a platform with child sexual abuse material. I will help you use it. anildash.com/2026/02/23/t...

Minneapolis May Day Battle Train rolling down Bloomington - the best annual tradition.

Radio hosts! Radio hosts! Radio hosts! Radio hosts! Radio hosts! Radio hosts! Radio hosts! Radio hosts!

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you are using, with no explanation.

This looks so awesome. I can't wait to watch it!

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.

*sighs* *taps the sign*

Had to give Bebs an appropriate accessory. 🕯️👻

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

Make a Bond movie academic: Moonraker: A study on farming in lunar regolith.

Gen-X and older Minnesota folks, here's a bit of nostalgia for your Christmas gift.

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Scotty Bessent doesn’t know

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

A perfect CVSS 10 🧑🏻‍🍳💋 CVE-2025-55182: Unauthenticated remote code execution vulnerability in React Server Components The vuln is in versions 19.0, 19.1.0, 19.1.1, and 19.2.0: react-server-dom-webpack react-server-dom-parcel react-server-dom-turbopack Upgrade immediately!

I’ve played a lot of simcity but I didn’t know you could go pro

Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild. American megafauna edition. Bison Moose Elk Bighorn Sheep Mountain Lion

Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important. We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."

The northern lights looked incredible of Sioux Falls tonight! It's always amazing when you can see them this well inside of town.

Scavenger hunt, gov’t-edition— If you visit a USG facility (base exchange, gift shop), please check if they’re selling any Trump merchandise. Yes/no reports both useful. Photos that show proof of location a huge plus. DMs open. Also z_everson@protonmail.com or 202.804.2744 (Signal/mobile). 6/

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Klingon Philosopher: "Today is a good day to ask why!"

“we all had a nazi phase, right?” my brother in christ: no

When Travis Kelce said Taylor Swift’s new album was all bangers, he meant literally.

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."

My cure to the male loneliness epidemic is to take away every boy’s phone and young man’s phone, then force them to get together to play Goldeneye and Mario Party in a basement for hours on end. Bingo bango, problem solved.

New jobs on the jobs webbed site! bsky.social/about/join

New Pokémon evolutions just dropped!

BREAKING: A federal judge has ordered the University of South Dakota to reinstate a professor who posted criticism of Charlie Kirk on his Facebook page the day of the shooting, finding the action likely violated the First Amendment. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The Midwest newsroom at @propublica.org is amazing. Fantastically talented, hard-working, good-hearted people who do this work for all the right reasons. And so much fun to be around. I love being part of it. Come join us! This is a **solid-gold journalism job opportunity.**

Clay Higgins saying there are no 230 protections for companies that don't suppress people celebrating Kirk's death is not just wrong on the law but a very clear attack on First Amendment protected speech. This is actual government jawboning in pursuit of silencing disfavored views.

Here's a little timeline cleanse for everyone. This is why I like to grow a few planters' worth of Salvia on my deck every summer.

Can confirm, I just saw a banner for this when I logged in earlier.

Holy shit, guys! Three nights of Brandi Carlile at Red Rocks is nothing short of a religious experience. Especially with her new song, Church and State, which is punk as fuck! And then she played Uninvited by Alanis all three nights, which was just beyond incredible!