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Pat McAfee (after a teenager yells “Punter!” at him during GameDay): So this is what MLK felt like walking the Edmund Pettus Bridge

Some free agent kicker should run negative ads attacking Harrison Butker

Longest active winning streak as starting QB: JJ McCarthy 5 straight Kyler Murray 5

Texans fans

Orthodox National Tight Ends Day is in week 10

to 'La Bamba'

"I don't feel like crying on TV" Fran Brown

The GIF continues to be true. #GoOrange!!

As we approach the midterms, remember that the Alt National Park Service is a merch sales operation claiming without evidence to be a group of federal employees, and is not a genuine source of news about elections of any kind. Please get your election info from a local, reputable source.

in honor of Rays-Brewers here's a handy guide to discussing market sizes and TV ratings of championship series: —you don't have to care about it —it's not your problem —you can just scroll right past any posts about it

dan quinn didn’t know it was 4th down

Jayden Daniels throwing the ball away on fourth down a week after The Incident is not exactly helping the concerns about his situational awareness

fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood

“i pay tax before, but still pay tax now?” We spoke with dozens of half-literate morons about the machinations of local governance. Here’s what they’re saying.

LOL THEY ABSOLUTELY DID GO TO BREAK PLAYING LIMP BIZKITS BREAK STUFF

what sound does a race car make?

I would like to ask this question to Abdul al-Sayed

You will often see Penn state fans with stickers or magnets on their cars that say “409” - this is a reference to how many years its been since the team has won a game

Yes

Sark just needs 20 million more dollars to implement his system

Disneyland would not sell me ‘The Matterhorn’. Wow, great job Disney. I guess you are racist to white people

Tragedy is the Giants fumbling in field goal range on a between the tackles run. Comedy is the Commanders not realizing that they don't have to run down the clock while they're in field goal range then running out of time.

NO ONE IN THE NFCEAST WINS THIS WEEK TWO OF THEM PLAYED EACH OTHER

“I just prefer the NFL over college because the quality of play is so much higher” let me stop you right there

I;m thinking about thos Beans

REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better

A+ Fresno State fan shot

That was the first time I've seen fans post the "nice we won" meme and then lose

The "is Arch Manning good" meter is turning into a helicopter today

Italian Elon Musk lives on in our hearts 🫡

oh no Michigan dared PJ Fleck to wrestle in the living room, that's how you end up paying for a lot of new drywall

no clue what this means

Case Keenum backed up Kevin Kolb as a redshirt freshman

Case Keenum vs. Andy Dalton. 2007 Texas Bowl rematch! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Te...

Stepping onto the airport's moving walkway so I can score a 70-yard touchdown on Penn State

tell Michigan I want them to know it was me

Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele isn’t mad, it’s just disappointed.