Today’s Tom Seaver

He has a YouTube channel where he used to cook vegan food, but he pivoted a couple years ago to cook ultra paleo recipes

“You and what brain worm !”

New bike day!

Kennesaw State hit a home run to Waffle House.

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what’s best I want a girl with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettes

An elementary school class wrote to Ozzie Albies for recommendations for fish for their new class pet He showed up and taught them how to take care of it, set everything up and gifted them one of his own fish 🥺🥺🥺 Baseball is the best (Andreia Albies/IG)

Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...

It's weird that the administration is pushing Americans to have more (white) babies at the same time it's putting Stephen Miller on television, when scientists have proven that listening to his whiny shit-weasel voice for more than thirty seconds will make any adult sterile.

Today I was biking on the cultural trail and saw a guy in a Tesla on Mass Ave eating a plate of noodles while driving, I don’t even know what to say to that.

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

*shakily removing glasses*

He is inevitable

gavin newsom is mitt romney's tyler durden

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases) projects.propublica.org/claimfile/

Tool covered “Hand Of Doom” at Black Sabbath’s big farewell show www.stereogum.com/2314253/watc...

Where can I request that they stop showing the Halliburton injury?

If we are do something idiotic like start a war with Iran, I’m really annoyed that I’m stuck at work when it starts instead of really, really drunk at home

It is the MIDDLE OF JUNE. Game Five of a tied and competitive NBA Finals is tonight. A dominant, defending Stanley Cup champion will attempt to complete a repeat tomorrow night. A significant MLB mid-season trade just happened 12 hours ago. Yet here we are.

I can’t compete with this

The Pacers are completely incapable of playing a boring game.

I'm not saying no but I think I'd like to find out who the two people are first.

Lol

Had to have been an awkward phone call to tell the boss that she misplaced the kickback money.

So good. 🤡 @brendanvduke.bsky.social

Elon salutes this.

Oh shit, so she's gonna challenge him for the Senate seat and finish tied for fifth place??

Still one of my most popular ones from the other place.

School play gets canceled for "inappropriate content". In response students write [REDACTED], their own anti-censorship play skewering the school district, sells out performances, and ultimately takes gold at the Lenaea High School Theatre Festival. www.kqed.org/arts/1397192...

so many time machines are going to arrive at a hospital nine months from now

Saying DEI with the hard R

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

elon musk is scheduled to throw out the first pitch at your favorite baseball team's opening day while wearing a t shirt from your favorite band in his ongoing effort to insert himself into and singularly ruin every aspect of your life