Ryan Carnahan

You have to really, really, really fucking suck for your 8th grade teacher to come out and shame you like this. Damn.

We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic.

I'm not sure if @oversightdemocrats.bsky.social have issued a statement on this yet, but they should publicly announce that if Russ Vought tries to fuck with the election in any way they will fire him out of a cannon when they take power.

pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/o...

Classic republican, can’t tell if someone is the wrong age to try to pick up

Jack Smith is an American patriot. Those dumb ass Senate republicans yesterday should be ashamed of themselves. I hate each and everyone of them

I will say that I take some comfort in knowing that however much we may hate Trump, he hates himself more. 🥹

Everybody read this right now

“.. With Saudi oil now blockaded, Americans are about to discover why maintaining stability in the Middle East and not handing it to a consortium of Russia and Iran was always important.” @jayinkyiv.bsky.social

The Lord has chosen the Jacksonville Jaguars to carry out His judgment and The Nasty Man is playing like ASS. God is so good. 🙏🏼

extraordinary monologue, really.

So Amy Acton is surely gonna become governor after this right? The attacker was a registered Republican who got mad she called out his brother for being a predator

Everything Charlotte writes is good. This one, though, shows exactly who she is and why you ignore her at your own peril.

Feminism is the radical notion that women are people. No one has done more than Gloria Steinem in the fight to convert that radical notion into the world we live in. Rest in power, Gloria. Your legacy is a shining source of inspiration as we continue the fight.

Petition to rename mRNA vaccines to “Dolly shots”

This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.

The WNBA has never had a trans woman play in the league’s 30-year history and now the right and other anti-trans activists are hammering the league over something that has never been an issue, proving once again it isn’t about protection but exhibiting cruelty toward trans people.

A good commissioner steps in now before every WNBA game becomes a rightwing performance space, like school board meetings were during peak CRT. You just have to throw the hammer down on this. Do not give them an inch.

Hey @lastweektonight.com, Buc-ee's doesn't sell Dr. Pepper, sadly.

Does the prenup address how much his allowance might be?

Hard to believe the guy who fucks everything up fucked this up.

How the fuck do we have $300 billion to rebuild Iran after we spent $80 billion bombing it, when we don’t “have the money” for pediatric cancer research?

whoops

I don't think it works like that.

When you run for LA mayor but you’ve never voted for LA mayor before.

www.nytimes.com/2026/06/04/p...

does he know

Absolute fucking morons who upturned my life for no reason. They will see justice.

Me and @libradunn1.bsky.social have filled a lawsuit to stop Trump's slush fund payouts to January 6th insurrectionists. www.politico.com/news/2026/05...

BREAKING: Harry Dunn and Daniel Hodges, two law enforcement officers who clashed with Jan. 6 insurrectionists, have sued to block the Trump 'slush fund'. They're asking a federal judge to find the creation of the fund illegal and reverse any transfers that Treasury has made to DOJ to implement it.

Rep. Thomas Massie has conceded. Republican voters have rejected the member of their own party most responsible for forcing the vote to release the Epstein files. All because Trump, a man named in the Epstein files thousands of times, didn't want them released. That says a lot. None of it good.

Fuck you, you traitorous little mascara weasel.

daaaamn london

The New York Post’s younger, dimmer brother, the California Post, has an expose that SNL makes fun of conservatives more than liberals. This is their best effort, and their parents are proud.

MARCO! - RUBIO! #SNL

I saw a lot of crazy shit at Welcome To Rockville on Thursday, but the craziest thing I saw might have been Axl Rose wearing a bedazzled flannel with Satoshi Nakamoto on the back of it. Is Axl really Satoshi? #WelcomeToRockville #WhoIsSatoshi #WhereAreYourPants

JUST IN: DEPARTMENT OF WAR RELEASES PHOTO OF ALIEN

It’s ok to strongly dislike Netanyahu. Hell, it’s ok to strongly dislike Israel as a whole. It’s not ok to blame all Jewish people for the actions of Bibi or Israel. That’s like blaming all Christians because Donald Trump is an asshole.

Yes, I was suspended for the "serious" violation of making a joke.

Alex Jones taking everything the Onion says extremely seriously is one of the funniest new genres' of comedy

See you all at the Correspondents’ Dinner!

If only there was a word for “exploitative sexual behavior with a 16-year-old girl when he was 30.”