Kate Walburn

Alright, Bluesky. Let's get this party started.

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

Finally, some good news. A police spokesperson told the German tabloid Bild: "It is damaged to a large extent. The house is unlikely to be saved."

On November 3rd, 36 states will elect their next governor. The outcome of these races will make a real difference in the lives of millions of people — but only if you vote. So join me in electing @demgovs.org: democraticgovernors.org

I hope the general public is starting to get a sense of the level of fuckery that's going to take place around the midterms. However bad you think it will be, it will be much worse. Stay informed and buckle up.

Every US State’s Favorite State Besides Their Own (With Arrows) Credit: Matt Shirley It's surprising how few states reciprocally like each other. Full list: brilliantmaps.com/fav-us-st...

So, the real question: will HBO (part of Skydance) still stream Alex Gibney's "Musk" documentary, now that Musk is an investor in Skydance...

This is one of the most holy sh*t stories I’ve ever read in my life. www.vanityfair.com/story/jared-...

BREAKING NYT: A billionaire wanted a Trump pardon. His family gave Alina Habba a $50 million deal. Julio Herrera Velutini, a prominent Venezuelan, was seeking clemency. He got it not long after his daughter gave Habba, a lawyer close to Trump, an extraordinarily lucrative job.

Trophy time! @maidofbeans.bsky.social thinks @professorkiosk.wtf nailed this one. 🎉

I love Greek mythology.

What absolute madness is this?

Hey farmers! We really do love you and appreciate what you do. But we're tired of bailing you out because you keep voting for the guy whose policies are failing you. STOP DOING THAT!

“Regardless of what Newton said, gravity is just a theory that you humans choose to accept as fact. If you simply refuse to take it as a given, then the whole paradigm shifts. Anyway Janice, when you’ve got a minute, the litter in my box could really stand a change.”

I always think about what Mac from Always Sunny said about his transformation

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #halloween

This doesn't make any sense, the crowd didn't drown him out by shouting USA! USA!, assault the guy or have him violently dragged from the building while insulting how he looks. Must be ai.

We're aware of a phishing attack that has compromised more than 4,500 accounts. The attack spread through posts promoting a fake offer of a government payment. We have temporarily suspended the compromised accounts and are working with their owners to secure them and restore access.

Trump again comes out as pro-inflation

While we're on the subject, just soak in the juxtaposition of these two headlines.

★★ Review "Walked in with $500, went home with $20. It's like the casino always wins or something." Calvin N., Youngstown, OH

Spotty took the flask from his jacket and drained it in a single pull. He pictured his wife, lying on a beach in Jamaica with her yoga instructor, and his vision clouded. Blowing past the sign for Dead Man’s Curve doing 80, he was jolted back to reality by a cacophony of screams.

of course were all anxious they named it the nervous system

BOT TEST: We need more windmills. And, thank God for Obamacare.

An 800-pound muskox vs. a 200-pound pumpkin! 💥🎃 Catch more pumpkin-smashing, leaf-crunching, Troll-hunting, fall fun during Zoo Boo this weekend, Oct. 17 & 18! 🍂🐾

Who you gonna call 📞

MY BUCKET LIST: 1. kick it

Three ICE charters are currently staging for Africa removals over the next 24 hours. A small jet at Mesa, AZ, a small jet at Harlingen, TX, and a large jet at Alexandria, LA. All could include third-country removals, particularly the last one. Gonna be a bad week.

[first date] Him: Hi, I’m Geoffrey. Her: OK. Then I’m Steophanie.

An Open Letter To The People Writing Lengthy Posts About 'Why I'm Going Back to Twitter' dansinker.com/posts/2026-1...

I appreciate Dan giving this issue exactly the right amount of grace and nuance that it deserves. dansinker.com/posts/2026-1...

Hey Ukraine as an American I say blow that shit up. If our problem was a lack of diesel we'd stop exporting 1.5m barrels/day of it. Trump's fake deal with an imperialist dictator will not impact our diesel prices and should have no impact on your survival strategy.

Me: I'm an inpatient man Them: lol you mean impatient Me:

Your mom's here

Blue Sky Group Hug. 🦋

A cop warns on the price of witnessing death.

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

The next time Trump shows up at a rally wearing those giant braces, buttresses, and other contraptions on his legs and backside, I hope an attendee shows up with a really powerful electromagnet and points it at him.

BREAKING: MS NOW confirms. The Trump Justice Department is seeking a federal criminal indictment of ex-White House aide Cassidy Hutchinson on charges of lying to Congress about Trump's actions on Jan. 6.

You're not fooling anyone grimsey. #satire #breaking #laughs

It wasn’t me.

ME: *uses ouija board to contact my dad* MY DAD’S GHOST: *lets ouija board go to voicemail*

tell me without telling me that you’re behind on your child support payments

Same dog, different people…..

They should sell pre-twisted panties for those who want to get upset in a predictive manner