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Mr. El-Sayed do you disavow the Hamburglar and his reign of terror on the citizens of McDonaldland

More than half a million people joined protests throughout France on Saturday as a student-focused movement converged with a broader one against rising living costs, heightening a national reckoning. nyti.ms/4e3v1z9

"no sean, i'm not a lawyer, or an attorney, but i am a judge (of men's outfits)"

Oh yeah that’s the good stuff

Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵

Reports say despite looking the way he does Mitch McConnell was able to recite the Nicki Minaj verse from Monster word for word

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Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "

Oh Lisa, I think you might have wanted to workshop that one before rolling it out on national television.

My man looks like he pronounces it "terlet"

lmao

Did a data centre write this?

these guys are just out of control animals

I love how virtually everything we hear about AI is something akin to "AI MODEL CREATES LIVING CHUPACABRA THAT DEVOURS RESEARCH TEAM IN TEST RUN BEFORE GAINING ACCESS TO U.S. NUCLEAR CODES" and everybody's like, "Well, it's the future, guess we better just roll with it and see if it helps."

2 essays Jeff Tiedrich says, “what kind of shithole country arrests someone for touching water? what kind of penny-ante fascist prosecutes someone for Grand Theft Paint Chips?” Prof Richardson says, “Even as reality makes it clear that his claims are a fantasy, Trump continues to spin his yarns.”

yeah because they're just shooting fishermen.

The 4x M’VP is on top 👏 top 👏 top 👏 Congrats, A’ja Wilson on winning ESPYS Best Athlete - Women’s Sports!

I’m interested in any political imagination for accountability. It has to be proactive & retroactive. It has to be spectacular. And, ideally, it would leave so many of them broke that it actually becomes a deterrent. Being poor is truly all they care about not because they don’t care about prison.

The theme of this World Cup is Countries Where People Eat Dinner Two Hours Later Than I Personally Prefer

I've been receiving the best care. Don't even worry about it.

Both of y’all from South Carolina queering the place up???? Absolutely not

fucken Stanley Kubrick apes around the freedom obelisk ass

Gentrification without displacement is called minority investment…

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MacFarlane: You have a smell that's emanating now that is reminiscent of a high school locker room. You have a police force and National Guard presence that is profound. It's like a jewel heist from the muppet caper is going to happen. It seems to be a misappropriation of resources.

We were watching workers put up scaffolding at 10:30 on a Friday night, as was the custom at the time.

“Remarkably zen” We’re all gonna die

Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.

All lapsed Catholics are activating like sleeper agents

There is no McTry.

Gus exited his cave this morning and we accidentally started a new religion.

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

My Cat: Open the Fuckin’ Wet Food, you crazy bastard, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.

my fellow americans: i got fucking rolled

Please donate to Solomon’s Ministry! Dignity Fund for people’s laundry.

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

"trans ideology is a sickness." [reads the news] "people's personal affairs are none of our business and we should talk about immigration"

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.

"ICE agents will be stationed outside graduation events for the nation’s newest Marines to identify whether any of their family members are undocumented, according to the Marine Corps."

I found it, the most deranged way a grocery store has ever displayed pasta sauce

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all