Kyle Arch

lol

Just in case you still use any Basecamp products, DHH is crashing out about his AI product gently pointing out that it’s bad for him to have extermination fantasies about the Roma people.

MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY

‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms. ‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms. But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…

wait is this what tech people sound like to people who aren't in tech

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: Office365 in spaceship nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

The day both Mexico and Ireland declared war on Boston.

Being forced to occasionally log into Rackspace really makes you grateful for how easy and simple logging into literally any other website is.

I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.

I know what you're thinking and no, that's not how they rescued him. www.irishexaminer.com/news/munster...

With the power of Kubernetes, you can crash 1,507 systems so much faster today!

This is exactly what the internet is for.

The is diabolical... a Python object that hallucinates method implementations on demand any time you call them, using my LLM Python library github.com/awwaiid/grem...

Emoji reactions are NOT a response to a question (unless it's a poll). Reacting with :yes: doesn't count. You can type those three letters. I believe in you.

I wasn't aware there were that many scientists working on AWS Billing

"Thank you for contacting Octopus Energy. We'll put you through to someone who can help. In the meantime, here's a track we hope you'll like:" *Is this the way to Amarillo starts playing*

Do I know the Muffin Man? Who lives on Drury Lane? Am I being detained? I need to speak to a lawyer

Hyphens MATTER people

Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry

Instead of "Groups A and B just never talk to each other", I'm working on saying "what happens if groups A and B don't talk to each other?" Now I'm not speaking in absolutes, I'm not overgeneralizing, I'm rather talking about a hypothetical and *specific* instance, and discussing that Much better!

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

i’m tired

the thing about cattle, not pets, is that we neglected the part where you render the cattle into a fine soup-like homogenate labs.watchtowr.com/8-million-re...

Finally! I can once again relive the attention of... [checks notes] three likes and a reskeet

This is a really great feature! Especially in an enterprise context. “Centrally managing root access for customers using AWS Organizations” https://aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/centrally-managing-root-access-for-customers-using-aws-organizations/

Was I supposed to have been issued a kitty when I joined?

After following a few starter packs and getting a few follow backs, it feels like watching people sit down at an event, waiting for me to take the stage. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

Once more unto the skeets

Hello all: It is with a heavy heart that I remove my Starter Pack of "Trustworthy Mesopotamian Copper Ingot Merchants Within the City-State of Ur." I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #914,190!