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Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.

Did not realize Sheeran's *backing band* dropped out bsky.app/profile/erin...

Unlike Macklemore, these support acts don’t have big followings and they are giving up their chance to perform to stadiums to push back against censorship, not of themselves but of a fellow artist. Respect.

"Mike, the polls show we're down, and things are only likely to get worse. What should we do?" "Uh ... skip the televised debate?" "Brilliant."

The rate of sepsis in Houston surged 63% after Texas banned abortion. In the Dallas-Fort Worth area, where hospital leaders empowered doctors to intervene before patients’ conditions worsened, it rose 29%. (Published May 2025)

A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.

Timeline of explosive diarrhea: Ppl eat tainted lettuce, becoming sick in several states Taylor Farms identified by Taco Bell as supplier of tainted lettuce CEO Taylor Farms, a Trump-MAGA donor, at White House w/Trump FDA revises statement Taylor Farms test for cyslospora was false positive

MAGA Christian Nationalist Bruce Taylor owns Taylor Farms which is causing the explosive diarrhea. This is what happens when Republicans “end regulations to help businesses” that donate to their campaigns.

United Airlines will now offer travelers free flight changes to avoid landing at the newly-named “Trump International Airport.” liveandletsfly.com/united-airli...

Mitch McConnell staff asks the Washington Post for a copy of the front page of the Sports section they plan to run in a month.

Literally holding a newspaper.

Well that was quick

Looking forward to Argentina vs. Switzerland: Who Holds More Nazi Gold?

"Good night, Iran. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."

America needs to be a Christian nation even though Jesus Himself seems to have been a woke libtard cuck.

Probably a bad idea to wrap your face and body in slim-fit clothing on a day with 101 degree heat. Especially if the garments are made from tightly woven cotton or certain synthetics.

Elon Musk is a South African who came to the US under a fraudulently secured student visa to study at Stanford (he never enrolled). Through further fraud, he secured a green card and then was naturalized as a US citizen. His US citizenship can be revoked. He also holds a Canadian passport.

"The Mayor in Jaws is STILL THE MAYOR IN JAWS 2" will never not be an accurate reflection of our electoral politics.

The sitting president of the United States had to pay $5 million to a woman he raped and defamed, and not one person in his entire cult of a party is calling for his resignation. Not one.

"The verdict finding Trump sexually abused & defamed Carroll is now final. He's out of courts to shop this to, & he’ll get no more appeals. And since he had to prepay the judgment & deposit it w/the court — along w/interest! — she won’t have to wait for him to cut the check." — @lizdye.bsky.social

"The Treatment of Iran’s World Cup Team Exposed the West's and FIFA's Double Standards" Iran’s football captain was asked about LGBT rights. So, why then wasn’t the U.S. team captain asked about the U.S. bombing of the girls' school in Minab, asks Fatima Bhutto for Zeteo?

Vanilla Ice. Welcome to the resistance.

TBH I feel like Mamdani has bent over backwards to demonstrate that he's not remotely antisemitic, and guys like Frum who will call him an antisemite anyway on the basis of his religion and anti-Zionism are doing the work of bona fide antisemites

Under the guise of denouncing religious bigotry, people like David Frum are in fact engaging in religious bigotry themselves. "Oh, it doesn't matter what this politician has actually done and said, he's a Muslim and you know how THEY are." Utterly vile and pathetic.

I think the weirdest thing about Elmo being the first trillionaire is just how imaginary the whole thing is. It's a PR stunt so he can be called THE WORLD'S FIRST TRILLIONAIRE™️. His companies don't make that kind of money. They are unlikely to make that money in his lifetime. It's just so...lame.

In this San Luis Obispo wine bar, Turley means zinfandel with 17% alcohol. But they do know this: it's Obama's fault that the WHCD was interrupted before the drinking could begin.

Perfect

Happy ‘Sinners’ Day! One year ago, Ryan Coogler’s ‘Sinners,’ released in theaters.

Survivors of the deadliest Iranian attack on U.S. forces since the war began have disputed the Pentagon's description of events and said their unit in Kuwait was left dangerously exposed when six service members were killed and more than 20 wounded. www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-wa...

The Iranian Embassy in South Africa weighs in:

Pete Hegseth to ban Army’s Metallica fans from listening to the Black Album.

🔥TRUMP IS HIDING THIS FROM YOU !!!🔥 Marines and sailors are actively revolting. Troops in the 31st MEU and on warships headed to the Middle East are filing emergency Conscientious Objector claims to stop their deployment. The Pentagon is terrified as the ranks refuse to fight Trump's war.

We did this with tariffs. Now we’re doing this with war. And some insiders are making a fortune off the chaos.

(shouted from the back): "Because you're dying?"

Hey, Mikey, you lying again??? You were born in 1972. Roe was decided in 1973. So *IF* there’s a shred of truth to this story, the truth is your mom didn’t really have a choice. Not unless she wanted to take her chances on a back alley abortion. Keep breaking your precious 10 commandments though. 😒😒

Hate what brought us together but I'm glad we are together 📷: AP

ICE Nazis visit a Mexican restaurant in St. Paul in hope of ordering food and kidnapping some restaurant workers, but get met with resistance from EVERYONE inside, only to get their fascist asses thrown out. 🙌🇺🇸💪👏✊️👇

"Worse than Bush after Katrina" is a polling benchmark that I thought that partisan polarization had made impossible

FIFA could prevent world war three tomorrow: tell Trump if he invades Greenland he’s losing the FIFA Peace Prize and the U.S. is out as World Cup Host.

Alright let's take the win here

Frey: "This notion of inflammatory comments -- c'mon guys. I dropped an F bomb, they killed someone. Which one of those is more inflammatory? I'm going with the killing somebody."