Alexis Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

Trump is literally waving at imaginary people now. On his way to another hate rally in Kansas, he suddenly stopped and started waving and saluting at people who weren’t there. Yes, this is real. And thank you for that perfect finale zoom-out, Mr. Nice Cameraman.

Shite Rider.

“Everybody’s dead, Dave.” “Edward the Confessor’s dead?” “Everybody’s dead, Dave.” “What about Harald Hardrada?” “He’s dead, Dave. Everybody’s dead, Dave.” “Not King Harold?” “Yes, Dave. King Harold’s dead, Dave. Everybody is dead, Dave.”

My finest ever work. I wrote it on a treadmill in a gym, recording each title, as I thought of them, into the notes app.

I went to Amazon for the reviews and they did not disappoint

Had another crack at this

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

an internal investigation by cats into whether they have been fed, concludes that they have not.

“Some nice green bottles that you’ve got there. Be an awful shame if they should accidentally fall.”

The Id monster only appears when he is asleep

Stormy Daniels vindicated

I think we all know who’s a vague ’un.

JD Vance’s sofa just turned up on Marketplace.

#HappyToastMonsterMonth Day 1 - Widow's Bay's Sea Hag

We're all looking forward to Nigel correcting the record shortly. Given his proclivity for 'asking questions', I'm sure he'll be relieved now that he knows the answer is "all UK nationals, in their 20s, from London", and he'll want to share that with his followers, right?

It’s been a thousand years since I last did a b3ta image challenge, and perhaps this is why. “Sport Music”: b3ta.com/challenge/sp...

Arrest. The. Fuckers.

@wanderingteacake.bsky.social

Canterbury friends, get these bought.

look a well co-ordinated far-right organisation might have shut down two major ports, intimidated locals and holidaymakers, forced the closure of an RNLI station, and threatened lifeboat crews, but at least they’re not wearing orange or silently holding a placard

What a fucking world where I find myself writing letters like this to my MP.

25 years ago today B3ta launched Well, 25 years ago today, we launched the version of the website you are familiar with, we were going for at least three months beforehand, if you check newsletter dates on issue 1. However most b3tans look at the board post date - so happy birthday us. Sort of.

This exchange is so good.

Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius.

I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026

Did he then take it with him, download it to his system, and then have it shredded

Senile Satan: “I’m signing an Executive Order that changes the name of German Measles to American Measles.” 🇺🇸

Apparently Lake America is now closed due to a tear in its lining and fungal growth

Many years ago I thought mixing cream into a setting strawberry jelly would make a nice creamy desert for the then toddlers. And meat-baby was born. For the same toddlers 17th birthday, they’ve asked that I make another one…

Well, if it steps like a goose

Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.

Tim Curry: the unexpected answer to the question “what if Tom Baker was also David Bowie?”

RIP to a legend

I hope the billionaires and fascists are looking at the rich outpouring of love and admiration and realising how they can never have that with the route they've chosen.