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Vagina Neck said what?

He is a pathetic comedian at this point.

Shit I loved lettuce until he trumped it up. Now it's rolling the dice 🤷🏿‍♂️

That vaygan is smarter and better looking than you’ve ever been.

Funny, I've never heard him say he's a vaygan. I have heard him say he's a vegan (pronounced 'veegan') Maybe he's as bad at reading comprehension as he is at math!

I am pleased to see that once again, he looks like absolute shit.

He's also a fucking moron. I prefer lettuce.

The dude eats fast food and he’s worried about lettuce?

🤣

WINNER!!! 🏆

If Trump liked lettuce more, he would not be a 300 pounds+ dying-in-front-of-our-eyes-disease-ridden obese man.

Google and Apple racing to revise all map searches to read vaygan restaurants.

Effing idiot!

Sy, he’s not a vegan. No matter how you pronounce it.

'Vaygan' is to lettuce as Trump is to cheeseburger.

God help us please!!!

Do we want to be reduced to this any longer?

Trump’s Brain: Vegan Vagina Vaygana Virginia Valium

An insult has to be true to even make logical sense and, Talarico isn’t even a vegan in the first place. L “Christ, what an asshole.”

People voted for this man. There are people who listen to him speak and think, "now that's real presidential material right there". Some of these people can even dress themselves and speak in complete sentences, and *still* they admire Trump. It's just astounding.

It's free lol

They're just weapons grade stupid and for some reason this type schmuck tickles their fancy.

The tickets are free. They’re NEVER getting that time back though

I suppose it's better than being an obese idiot who lives off hamburgers.

Would be better if he said vagetarian - after the landslide every Democrat would run on the cunnilingus ticket.

Same old crap. He’s got nothing. Yawn 🥱

You are a fucking "vagrant", scum in our White House.

He is waygon. Lettuce vote him out of here.

1) Not that there would be anything wrong with it, but Talarico isn’t a vegan. 2) It’s pretty telling that this is the best they can come up with to counter Paxton’s corruption and overall shitty character.

except Talarico is neither a vegan or a vaygan, he gets lettuce on his burgers, tx has this weird fascination with beef but are really beefing about the high price of beef

Fellas is it gay to eat the single most basic vegetable in the world

The repeatedly repeated repetition of certain words-in this case a mispronounced word-is his conman speak trying to cinch a deal.🥴 Perhaps not his cult fans, but most of us know people who are vegetarians & vegans-it’s just not a big deal. Does he really live in a bubble so insulated from reality?

Me three. 🤬

Is Trump’s audience laughing because they think it’s funny to insult people with childish names?

I might despise that vegan teacher, but at least she understands what a vegan is

Rump is so dumB.

100% he is purposefully mispronouncing it. Code-speak to the Dumbf-Dumbf’s: mocking (always the small & most-vulnerable communities). Always reverting back to least-creative version of his sociopathic nature. He was, after all, inspiration for “Biff” the bully from *Back to the Future*.

He has repeatedly denied being a vegan because he isn't one.

Nobody can tell him it’s “Veeeegan”

So does he scrape away all the icky vegetable bits from his Big Macs?

😂😂😂

Trump has no clue what a joke he is.

Fat orange twat

The way he says that it sounds like he has never once eaten a piece of 🥬

I'm assuming he's talking about Talarico, who never said he was vegan.

VEE gan. It’s VEEgan. And it’s BY FAR the most ethical way to eat. And done right, it is LIGHT YEARS ahead on supporting one’s health. FDT.

Trump is psychotic. 🤢🤢🤮🤮

But also aren’t there lettuce farmers in America who really, really depend on people to…… like lettuce?

Dude, you're in Nebraska, right? They can't vote in Texas.

Democrats are you listening, this is the salt of the earth kitchen table policy stuff you need to talk about to earn votes.

"Hahahahahaha, he likes lettuce! What a WUSS!" Trump is disgusting, an embarrassment.

Trump likes to rape woman and hunt brown people. I was gonna add more but f*ck it. I'll let it stand as is.

they eat lettuce in Nebraska, jfc

Does Trump actually work for a living?

Didn’t know America elected Wart from Super Mario

I am so tired of being represented by the single worst human America has ever produced.

We need a public service campaign of people coming forward and declaring “I’m a vegan” and then share why they choose it. There is no shame to it!

Hey everyone left of center, it would totally own Trump if you went vegan!!

Oh no he LIKES LETTUCE!!!

People being dementia have trouble with certain words Vegan is one for Trump So is coffee

Dude has access to the highest levels of competent advisors, pundits, colleagues, pollsters and surrogates who could have told him this "Vayyygun lettuce all day" line was nuclear stupid last night and yet he dials up a 2nd round of dick-punching.

He’s deep into rerun mode now.

can a person who doesn't understand percentages even be considered educated

GOP AD: "Don't vote for James Talarico. He likes Lettuce." - Paid for by the Wow Is This All We Have On This Guy Action Party of Texas

Nice going giving people who eat differently complexes about it while also encouraging disordered eating. What I choose to eat doesn’t define my masculinity. It’s my compassion, my empathy, and my ability to see life as worthy that defines my manhood. That goes for both vegans and meat eaters.

Your brain is waygone.

The people laughing at that probably still think the original run of America’s Funniest Home Videos is comedy gold.

waaaait, the 💩 lettuce was meant for Talarico? that's some deep state type shit

The IQ of 1775 on full display🤣🤣🤣

Fuck everyone in that room

What does what anyone eats have to do with anything? Trump is beyond moronic.

And he DIDN’T learn how to pronounce it properly! Hell, i’d wager that even most veganism-hating red meat Republicans in Texas at least know how to pronounce the word.

I’m sure he heard “virgin” at first & got all excited. Senile old pedopresident.

I think he's still traumatized by the mashed potato incident...

We can all see how manly he is compared to Novak Djokovic, the 6’3” world champion tennis player.

Many dudes in America think the same even liberals.

I can't. It's so middle school. Just shut your yap Ol' Yeller.

I like lettuce. I like it on the side of a steak. 🥗This man just doesn’t understand why anyone would eat a vegetable. He’s got the diet of a toddler.

What, the producers of the second worst poetry in the universe? Oh, sorry. That’s Vogon.

I LIKE KALE

There’s something so manly about being constipated

Renamed to "super news?"

He's just gross.

WTF is a vagan? Is this a derogatory slur?

They likes underage girls.

I like lettuce. Am I a vaygan?

Eating lettuce in this country is the epitome of bravery, actually

It makes me queasy hearing him say “vaygan”.

Lettuce-eating vagrants are taking over Texas. The horror.

I think he's trying to say vegans are gay...for lettuce.

Also, “he doesn’t like meat, he like lettuce ha ha ha ha.” Last time I heard that one I fell off my pet dinosaur laughing so hard. Fucking dickhead.

I haven’t heard that word mispronounced like that since 1999. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’m thinking Donald was horrified to once find a piece of lettuce on his hamburger and it still haunts him to this day.

Imagine being a grown adult and still complaining about eating vegetables.

More importantly...he's rallying in Nebraska... Why not Michigan or Maine?

Doesn't he have a vaygan tucked into his shirt collar

The idiot can't even pronounce the word.

Texas produces 22 million pounds of lettuce a year. Talarico eats home grown stuff

I’m still wondering if Vaygens come from Yo-Smite to cofeve because they are dumb with a b! God what an idiot.

The vegan rumors started when Talarico ordered a potato, egg and cheese breakfast taco. 1) super common order 2) eggs & cheese aren’t vegan 3) this obviously says zero about his policy or leadership.

bsky.app/profile/dany...

Both. Sometime soon he'll tell us that 'nobody knows' that 'vaygan' is spelled with an e, but that he always knew.

It's proof he hasn't, he's saying it like Las Vegas because when he reads Vegan his brain says it's basically Vegas.

Sorta…

Did he speak about how HIS pricks… errrr picks, are going to make life more affordable?

He has NEVER SAID he was a Vaygan vaygan VAYGAN…. MUCH LESS a Vegan. Veeeee-gan.

I'm trying to figure out how someone's dietary preference is an insult to "regular" folks. Why would they care?

If Trump had the balls, he’d just call Talarico gay instead of beating around the bush. You know he wants to. Come on wussy. Do it tough guy.

Is he trying to portmanteau 'gay' and 'vegan' into a Southern accented mockery of James Talarico's voice? Or is he just having a moment of word-salad aphasia brought on by a blood vessel bursting on stage?

And how does that make Talarico A bad person? Doesn’t explain his rising poll numbers.