サミファー⚜️Samifer

サミファー⚜️Samifer

@lysandre.me

30+ • french • 腐男子 artist, writer, cock destroyer #Pokemon (XY, ZA) プラフラ(🔄🆗) カラフラ/L、ジガL(🔄🆖) 🔞 please proceed with caution 🔞

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Replying to @bizabizow.bsky.social

One of the biggest parts of truly becoming an adult is being able to see something you find cringe and think "ah this just isn't for me" and move on. So many people are still living in their 14 year old mindset as 20+ year olds

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I felt I really needed to write about Rowling's essay, not because it's new, but because it's so poisonous and ugly that it felt like sanitizing her not to acknowledge it on my trans news site.

Assigned Media@assignedmedia.org

There's no pretense left. J. K. Rowling made her hate for trans women clear in a slur-filled screed slurring them a dozen times and describing them as deceitful and dangerous. So writes @evanurquhart.bsky.social this morning on Assigned Media. *WARNING: Article quotes Rowling's hateful language.*

sry i'm on the bus and i wanna gush a bit more. it's actually incredible that i've literally never been stuck once. in the base game i'd get unsure on what to do next a few times

literally the ideal shape of a videogame for me. the environmental storytelling. the atmosphere. the puzzles. the fact that you "solve" it by learning and figuring out clues but not in a way that's frustrating. every time i (outer wilds spoilers) i'm just so eager to try new things. waow

(the fact that there are multiple areas can make it more difficult to parse, even with the information you gather + the ship log) but in the DLC it's so perfectly smooth. every time i (outer wilds spoilers) i already know what my next objective is. it's so so impressive

the outer wilds DLC is crazy. you know when you're reading a book and it's so so good and you both want to rush to know all about it AND you want to take your time as much as possible bc once it's over you'll never get to experience it like that again. well it's like that but for a videogame

literally the ideal shape of a videogame for me. the environmental storytelling. the atmosphere. the puzzles. the fact that you "solve" it by learning and figuring out clues but not in a way that's frustrating. every time i (outer wilds spoilers) i'm just so eager to try new things. waow

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China’s first AI-generated theatrical film, ‘Sanxingdui: Future Past’, has bombed at their domestic box office, only making $121,000 USD against a budget of $1.5M USD. In contrast, the crudely animated ‘Niu Lai’ made nearly $10M USD against a budget of $200-500 USD.

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I know it’s sorta cheesy but someone posted this from Paris on Reddit and I felt this immediate rush of hope

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Lula: "We had to overcome foreign interference through digital platforms, which we will have to regulate. A crime in the digital world must be treated the same as a crime in the real world. We cannot have monstrous companies earning millions... not paying taxes... wanting to steer elections."

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HELLO CREATIVES #creator_txt my little indie blog is open for self-recs. i especially wanna encourage 🏳️‍⚧️️ transmasc, 🖤 ace, and/or 🌈 neurodivergent creators. i like Weird unmarketable stuff. bonus points for work that gets freaky and/or funny about 🪦 death. full info + contact here!

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Vulture@vulture.com

‘Wicker’ stars Alexander Skarsgård as a man made entirely of wicker, complete with a rock-hard wicker dick. But what about splinters? Bacteria? Degradation? Would it be advisable, from a sexual-health perspective, to mount a basket dick? We asked a gynecologist: vulture.visitlink.me/DNQwX5

literally so close to finishing outer wilds i can taste it. actually a really good game when you can figure out the ship controls (which i was absolutely shit at the last time i tried almost 3 years ago)

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70 percent of the internet was vulnerable yesterday to very bad security flaws inside a coding language. Turns out, *one volunteer* is mostly responsible for maintaining that code & helping push updates. Yesterday Ondřej Surý saved the internet. So I called him up www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

theatlantic.comThe Man Who Saved the Internet YesterdayOndřej Surý was a relatively anonymous volunteer working on PHP security. Then the internet exploded.

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I love sex workers and I love furries and I love trans people and I love nsfw creators and all the people that first came to bluesky and made this site into what it is. The same people the devs of this site actively hate and keep trying to get rid of. May they never be swept away. Give them hell.

j'admire la patience des politiques LFI en vrai pq au bout d'un moment je pense que je commencerai à répondre cash "non je condamne rien du tout et d'ailleurs c'est vraiment super de brûler des trucs je trouve"

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aaron trying to protect himself from more "misclicks" I suppose

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it cannot actually be ignored or danced around that the closure of BioWare came so soon after the Saudi and Jared Kushner acquisition of EA. they absolutely did take the studio making EA’s broadly queerest games out back and shoot it old yeller style. do not let yourself or colleagues ignore that

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Neocities and hosted sites are not affected by PHP2Shell, we don't use PHP. However, if you have any non-Neocities sites running PHP, you need to patch them immediately. Read more here: www.wiz.io/blog/php2she... Cursory reading suggests this could be the worst exploit in web history.

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My neighbor Marguerite is wiser than most

Xiaoyi@cleefouti.bsky.social

My 76 yo neighbor told me we were two heatwaves away from the times of the guillotine and I was like hot damn Marguerite has had enough

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