Matt Splat

@jesseduquette.bsky.social

The White House Council of Economic Advisers claims illegal immigrants cost taxpayers $166,716 each. Cato's David J. Bier says those estimates aren't credible. They have actually reduced federal, state, and local deficits by $1.7 trillion over 30 years. https://ow.ly/ZPrG510160q

Arabs literally invented science and math, have created immense amounts of literature, and in fact have won each of the prizes mentioned multiple times, but do go off, RFK. Fucking morons.

Keep ya chin up, youngsta. This happened to me at every open mic I hit back in the day.

Student Walkout and protest against gun violence Bend Oregon.

Insane. Actually insane. Let’s make his money this year a waste, shall we?

I guess this is why they parted ways with Paolo... democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

What employers really want out of employees isn’t what most of them think it is, which is why most businesses fail. And then they blame the education system. Except they’re blaming it for the wrong thing. I try to explain: tinyurl.com/2wr2bm5c #jobs #teaching #employment #thinking #advertising

NEW: “In Texas, we fight fraud head-on,” Ken Paxton said last year. Yet records show his trust gave $600K to a convicted fraudster’s new company in 2020, which later wired the trust tens of thousands of dollars before and during his 2023 impeachment. with @texastribune.org

Do we still call this “draining the swamp?”👇

Protects the guy that raped her own daughter AND kills kittens? I mean, yeah. Totally tracks.

If we're about taking family advice now, this is your reminder that Andy Biggs' brothers published a letter strongly denouncing him. Same for ALL SIX of Paul Gosar's siblings. And Mary Trump regarding her uncle.

If Biden did this, the press...yeah whatever I am so tired why do we even bother. Please for the love of God kick this fucking awful meatbag to the curb in two weeks.

"Sheesh. Why do black people keep complaining about racism? The Civil War ended a century ago. It's not like it happens anymore. They should just move on." THIS. IS. WHY.

They keep saying "it's not all cops" but every day there are more and more stories like this. Seems like the math may be catching up, no?

Elon Musk says Italians should stay in Italy and the Japanese in Japan. Then why is this South African in America?

Oh look. It's that Socialism that they warned us about and farmers are gling to line up for it, while simultaneously bitching about it. Handouts are cool, I guess, so long as you are the one getting them and no one else is.

This is a pretty funny chart

But tell me more about the Russia hoax.

I'm not sure what is more amazing here; that they thought no one would figure out who this was or that he was so ill prepared and got schooled so hard.

This is a masterclass.

Alexis Sánchez playing for Foot Club Montréal... I just can't, y'all.

I wish it was funny, but it's mostly tragic.

Here are 22 times Katie Zacharia blatantly lied about being a lawyer. She’s perfect for the Trump administration. She’s pathological.

You, um, don't say?

Trump’s attack on ICC is aimed at protecting the US, Israel and Russia from legal accountability. Meanwhile, US, Israeli and Russian disinformation and influence networks are undermining democracy & justice globally, from South America to Europe, Mexico, Canada, and beyond.

There’s always a tweet

LMFAO because of course.

The cruelty is the point. Doing this on Indigenous People's day is NO coincidence. It is yet another priviegled Epstein class "fuck you" to everyone who isn't a white Christian Nationalist.

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

Where we are now:

Meme Monday #4 Summary Trump 2.0 #voteearlyinperson #historylesson #MemeMonday

What's the phrase I am looking for? Hmmmm. Oh wait, I know! FUCK THAT.

A child in an Idaho faith-healing family died of a treatable condition. Then another died — and another, and another. Idaho’s child abuse laws contain such broad religious exemptions that authorities didn’t intervene — before or after the deaths.

That was the correct response, Seattle.

You really can’t make this shit up.

As a transphobic male senator, there is nothing more important to me than protecting women's sports. Here's why it never occurred to me that Jack Smith, a man, would choose to attend a women's college basketball game. by Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO)

NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.

Can someone explain to me what the actual fuck this commercial is with fucking Trump walking down the hallway playing speeches of his own that says it's sponsored by our goddamn tax dollars???