Ethan McCue

a weapon to surpass metal gear *unveils a robot girl with huge knockers*

Years Of Learning To Love Self Undone By Single Glimpse Of Body In Self-Checkout Camera https://theonion.com/years-of-learning-to-love-self-undone-by-single-glimpse-of-body-in-self-checkout-camera/

Or a negative thing. Maybe your kid sucks. Happens. But at least have your own opinion.

Once in Star Trek VR I gave the order for "All Crew: Ramming Speed." Stuff like that sticks with you

One day there will be diagnostic criteria for "Poster's Madness" and the only cure will be forced "logging off"

PHP RCE, GitLab vulnerability, TLS with Node.js, SSL signed with 4

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MAJOR MEDIA CEO TIM COLLINS SAYS HE BELIEVES MOST PEOPLE IN GERMANY WILLNT MOSTLY WORK INSIDE A DIGITAL TWIN OF THEIR COMPANY, BUILDING DIGITAL CARS WITH DIGITAL BRAINS, WITH AI ROBOTS BUILDING ROBOTIC CARS INSIDE ROBOTIC FACTORIES

192.168.0.1

Stason Jatham

St Peter has a linked list

I love that the plural isn't "glup shittos" its "glups shitto"

nothing better in this world than being boobalicious

Every day on this website you see questions, answers, and opinions.

Apple Pie overnight oats now my burps taste like cinnamon toast crunch

seems bad

I'm wearing this guy like a yankee oops all 360° brim. Every time he shifts I smell something.

i’m so tired of targeted advertising

you wouldn't plagiarize a tweet

Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side.

@jtp.bsky.social Fuck you, got mine. Sucks to suck. I'm a god; will live forever.

The Juggalos and The Wizards turn up you know it's gonna be a fun night.+

Wearing a black T Shirt that says "SINGLE" across it in clear bold letters to the "everyone's girlfriends" convention

The demi-cloacular nature of the penitz

Buh bye

Inspired by a recent interaction

Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion

@LA Rams

We got to lower the stakes on children's movies. The Cat in The Hat shouldn't be saving the universe. Tom and Jerry shouldn't be teaming up to save the universe.

Punxsutawney Phil got up early and spoke in clear english warning about the impending disaster of climate change. really makes you think.

Do you think Cosmo was a Mormon? He was a fairy but he can be into other stuff. He had the suit and all

They call it picking your nose because YOU DECIDE

We should have an Agenda reveal party where we tell everyone what we're up to