Chris G.

Chris G.

@morebachplease.bsky.social

He/him. Philadelphia. Organist, music theorist (game show themes). One book on the way, one available now (https://link.springer.com/book/10.1007/978-3-031-46806-3)

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Another absolutely brilliant piece

McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net

"Our internal polling indicates that football remains incredibly popular. Even the general idea of Charlie Brown successfully booting a football, which we concede has never come close to happening, nevertheless polls modestly well across most major neighborhood demographics." buff.ly/X2RjqP5

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i once again ask what in the hell is going on with Trump's huge ass and the contraption he has on it

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pleasant surprise. i would like to read whatever deranged dissent alito and thomas have written. i’m sure it will be some version of “MAIL FRAUD IS REAL AND I SAW IT IN THE CLOSET MAKING A BABY AND THE BABY LOOKED AT ME”

Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social

BREAKING: SCOTUS denies the Trump administration’s request to enforce the new U.S. Postal Service rule for the 2026 elections. Justices Alito and Thomas dissent. More to come at Law Dork. www.lawdork.com

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"Yeah, we know, we’re seen as boring and old and out of touch. But we’re hungry for progress. As long as it feels scripted and familiar. We’re ready to usher in profound change, abstracted into a focus-group-tested campaign slogan." buff.ly/tt1slzK

mcsweeneys.netThese Exciting Progressive Candidates Who Might Lose Must Be Replaced by Boring Moderates Who Will Definitely Lose“Yeah, we know, we’re seen as boring and old and out of touch. But we’re hungry for progress. As long as it feels scripted and familiar. We’re ready to usher...

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I guess it's kind of hard to view the dismissal of one grublike phrenologist as a major hit to free speech after major American universities have in the past year banned the use of words and eliminated entire departments in the hopes of pleasing the senile president

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the whole natalie harp thing is unsetting but she also seems unhinged enough to “if i can’t have you, no one can” her way into the history books

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Replying to @pwhitewood.bsky.social

Newton would be shown internet pornography exactly one (1) time and he'd spend the rest of his days furiously gooning away in a dark room like he was Howard Hughes/Quagmire

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People : i wonder what the founders would think if they were alive today Ben franklin : so you type “big tit french milf” into that box and you get unlimited images of big titted french milfs?

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FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Vance: People hang out those hideous signs in their yard that say, "in this house we believe blah blah blah blah blah. You know, love is love, science is science, whatever. No person is illegal." That sign is such a disgusting butchering of the Nicene Creed