Prince Lev Nikolayevich Myshkin

This basketball game is a wrestling match.

I honestly don’t get what Newsom thinks his future in the party is. Between this and Paramount merger he’s just not close to where Dem primary voters are

Goff trying real hard to throw an interception

@colsonwhitehead.com - LJ had me at Television, but you knew that already.

@seiu1000.bsky.social let’s go!

Americans Urged to Vote Early, Hide Deep in Corn Maze Until It’s All Over: tinyurl.com/bdehrurc

@dinosaurjr.com tonight in Sacto

A lot of my policy & political positions are informed by an underlying view that the status quo is carrying us at an accelerating rate toward various intersecting apocalypses, that hopes of changing course are pretty slim, & that the urgency of the situation warrants taking some big risks.

ahahaha these people are cooking so hard

😲

Drew Mayebe not?

Better Tool than, like, I dunno, Korn?

look, nobody likes ross as a reporter or a person. we all know this. but whenever he’s on screen the american people get so debilitatingly horny they lose higher executive function and CBS has to give the audience what it wants

Jared Verse learning that a player on the Browns can enter the transfer portal:

Always appreicate the @teamziller.bsky.social perspective. www.teamziller.com/nba-owners-d...

We can’t bring liquids through TSA so the airport can enforce its cartel drink prices. We all know this, right?

The ag lobby really, really, really, really, really, really, really wants you to think AI is the reason reservoirs are going empty. It's not. It's agriculture.

We have data on this. The blue is all the non-ag human use:

Many people think this but it's not true! Data centers are a small rounding error compared to agriculture. And it pains me that this is the case as a golf hater but golf no longer consumes meaningful amounts of water as most courses in the southwest have switched to graywater irrigation

this is like something that would happen to Tracy Jordan

POINT GAWD OMG 😱 Run back Chelsea Gray's no look behind the back pass to Jewell Loyd!

The fact that VP JD Vance and Richard Grenell went to Romania—on behalf of the Trump Administration— to advocate for Andrew and Tristan Tate, who by all accounts, were rapists running a coercive sex ring, then permitted them to come to Florida, should be a crazy, crazy scandal.

You know what the best Prime Day deal is? Getting rid of your Amazon subscription. It’s easier than you think, just do it. Buy local. Buy independent. Wait a couple extra days for something, it’s okay. Nothing good has come from Amazon in 10+ years and fuck Bezos anyway

I think this is what NYC must have felt like during the events seen in the documentary Ghostbusters

You know what we don't talk enough about? Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing 'Under Pressure' in 1992. So much going on! Everyone's clothes, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael singing along in the background. The amazing vocals. Yes, please!

A hero for our times.

The Mandalorian and Grogu have been found dead in what is believed to be a murder-suicide pact.

David Allan Coe, Singer Who Personified Outlaw Country, Dies at 86

He’s only doing it to win the love of Rosemary Cross and he needs the library property for the new aquarium.

@volts.wtf have you accessed this business insider data center map? Do you have thoughts on it as a resource? www.businessinsider.com/data-center-...

Put this in a tank, hook it up to a hose, hook up the hose to a mask, put the mask on me, and let me breathe this for a while. youtu.be/Ca3VI4aGDjc?...

My 2024 support for Donald Trump, who I do not support, has not aged as well as my continued support for Vladimir Putin, who I also do not support. by Glenn Greenwald

He’s going the distance! Dah dah dah dah dah dadadadah

“The things people were into some time ago are now inherently funny” —- every single commercial

i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want