nebulabbit

Your Harry Potter dollars funded this.

big frog

I have usually trusted @404media.co and this post single-handedly chipped at the foundations of that. If you post "AI is trivially doing it" as headline when the article describes that AI is actually killing it, you don't deserve my trust.

hi pets, out food and medicine are running out, we're in debt, and we still need to buy food so we don't starve. on top of that, we need to buy my life saving medicine, so i don't die. i am disabled and can't help much with bills other than this. please help us not die.

I got a nobel prize for getting in the last word

been seeing people confused why tgirl baseball is taking off and i think its because its fun to hang out in a park and drink beers with friends while your friends who’ve been practicing and getting better at a sport play phenomenal baseball for you

NEW: GOP Gov nominee Victor Marx told backers on a Zoom call last night that he doesn't regret slamming his wife into a door to teach her a lesson about self-defense. "I'd do it again," Marx said. Marx says she fake cried and physicality is just the nature of their relationship.

*steepling my fingers* indeed… everyone has changed to a spooky scary profile picture on the first day of october, fundamentally failing to understand the methodology of the “jump scare”

Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers

wow this dude on youtube really knows the battle of königgrätz... I should trust his recommendation when selecting a VPN

save me pinecone pig. like and share to be saved

nathan cofnas, the man who got jason arday killed, is an explicit white nationalist and race realist who has been cited endlessly in aporia, a propaganda network funded by the human diversity fund, rebranded from the pioneer fund started in the 1930s as an explicit nazi project

I spent the 2010s feeling like I was going crazy, because all of this stuff was so obviously Der Sturmer-style daily listing off of crimes-of-the-untermenschen, as part of an intellectual Bolshevik plot against the volk. Pure 1930s Nazi stuff, on every newsstand in every supermarket.

We all have that one buddy whose purpose was unclear but was likely used in rituals related to harvests and fertility

lol

we up rocking by the water

This guy again

Years ago on our honeymoon in Atlantic City we went to one "nice" restaurant as a treat, the Gordon Ramsay one, and an older couple was next to us loudly complaining/haggling with the waiters the entire time because the blue cheese dish they got wasn't "cheesy enough". I think about that one a lot

This is still the worst one of these I’ve seen

computer, activate normal mode

aquarium pic after momocon

Remember in 2014 when Channing Tatum said "My name Jeff" and everyone agreed it was the funniest thing for a year straight?

people don't say "trolling" anymore now they say "ragebaiting"

Hey, friends, please follow the newly formed @darkhorseunion.bsky.social and sign their petition today! actionnetwork.org/petitions/da...

the worst people on the planet have hello kitty avatars and @s like yummycrumbly but DETESTABLEPERVERT666 would probably pull me out of a burning building

I think that if you can listen to the comparison made in this video and detect a difference then you should be siloed off from the rest of society in some kind of research institute where scientists can study your brain

today's the day

bf got me a pregnancy test earlier because food was tasting weird and I was suspicious. I just took it, brought it to him upside down, and said "congratulations" and when he looked skeptical and took the negative test from me I yelled "...ON TOUCHING MY PEE" and laughed at him

I’m glad there is one (1) person who is truly using the opinion page as it should be used

My parents weren’t around a lot when I was a kid so I was basically raised by the crab on the cover of prodigy fat of the land

Canadians, write your MPs. We can't be doing this kind of evil stuff. A country that locks up its refugee claimants is not a "Safe Third Country" under any definition. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...