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STATES RIGHTS

sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings

If this admin actually had any semblance of their shit together, or felt confident about asserting domestic force against mass dissent, they wouldn’t have withdrawn the National Guard from U.S. cities right BEFORE launching an illegal and wildly unpopular war.

on this day

BREAKING: United Healthcare announces it will be denying 100% of claims “until whoever did this fesses up”

this is the true endgame for AI: conservatives can now actually make up anything they want to get mad at

is this true

The idea the biggest names in tech could read too many blogs and end up developing two competing religions and could then be willing to blow up billion-dollar companies in defense of those religions was, honestly, too stupid to believe. And yet... www.garbageday.email/p/you-are-te...

in case you're curious what's happening on the other site, the answer is, as always, "normal stuff"

MAP are absolutely who you should be donating especially right now

shoutout to whoever decided teeny tiny shorts are in for men. every daddy out for a jog while I commute to daycare dropoff looks like an absolute slut

best advice: avoid accounts giving some sort of tips. you know how social media works, wtf is this even supposed to do, just do your thing, who cares.

Anybody heard about this cool new social network called "X"? The idea is, you pay money so Nazis and pedophiles have a safe space where they'll never be banned. Also the owner keeps saying Jews are conspiring against him. Sounds pretty great, huh?

the sexual tension between these two is killing me

Millennial: mom I’m hungry! Mom: we have ass at home. The ass at home:

I've been called transgender. Some say I hyperfocus. I've even been accused of a love of journalistic ethics so intense I burn with the heat of 1000 suns. Today, I analyzed every. single. claim. Jamie Reed has made and coded them for whether they'd been confirmed. May the NYT rot in hell.

Putin: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my word. Lukashenka: And my promise! Surovikin: And my support! The S-300 anti air missile pervert: 🤤🤤🚀🚀🧨

i'm shaking 🤢

Me and coo?

Deeply impressed by the business acumen required to buy the place where experts wrote stuff for free and make it the place where WokeDestroyer1488 will never be banned.

(Clarence Thomas showing up to the court completely encrusted with jewels) We find the matter of completely strip mining the state of Colorado for precious gems and minerals to be constitutional

Every day I think about how I grew up believing that capitalism is a great system because people are fundamentally rational and would never, say, spend billions to destroy a vital piece of infrastructure because their girlfriend slept with a trans woman

Correction: only Tom Bomba Big Naturals could have stopped 9/11.

Dear god what fresh hell is this for writers?

“Even cis kids have to follow this rule” is the new “no really, this law’s language is totally race neutral, it’s just weird that it mostly affects Black people”

it's just evolution. reply guys are like the first cavemen that figured out you can cook a deer's brain by following it at a slow pace long enough.

“Normal people, when they go down a slide, they’re fine,” said the physicist. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/why-boston-cop-went-down-slide-fast_n_64cbdd75e4b099151f36cd5c

the halberd pervert joke broke my brain two years ago and i cannot fix it since.

my cousin just texted the group chat to say her dog bit a cop, a story which is much improved by the fact that her dog looks like this

shinzo abe last words

it'll be like trying to get a modded game to run after a patch in 2003. can't wait. the youths will flock to respect us, geriatric millennials, finally.

this is extremely important to notice - they already have power at twitter, the head bozo is an outspoken far righter. so nothing matters and they wont ever excuse themselves and there is nothing we can do about it now, as they focus collectively on another power grab.

the saga of a QAnon freak posting actual child porn and Elon reinstating his account feels like a window into cultural manifestations of fascism. It’s not just that they’re hypocritical and projecting. It’s that the contradictions will heighten to a point where honest discourse feels impossible.

I don’t think the US government actually has aliens

to be fair, he did say he wanted it to be the EVERYTHING APP. very weird choice to start with CSEM before figuring out normal video but i'm not the billionaire genius so what do i know.

Hey girl, are you pineapple on pizza because a lot of people say you are disgusting, but I kind of like you?

alright, i woke up, there's no backlog in user drama around here, just mitch mcconnel stroking out and shitting his pants and elon reinstating an account of a qanon dude who posted child sexual exploitation pictures. normal news day.