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Meanwhile, in The Salt Lake Tribune:

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan

MLB teams hitting under .240: 1998: 0 1999: 0 2000: 0 2001: 0 2002: 0 2003: 0 2004: 0 2005: 0 2006: 0 2007: 0 2008: 0 2009: 0 2010: 1 2011: 2 2012: 5 2013: 5 2014: 4 2015: 0 2016: 1 2017: 1 2018: 8 2019: 4 2020: 11 2021: 12 2022: 14 2023: 8 2024: 11 2025: 9 2026: 15 so far

Phone, Porn Addictions Converging Nicely

RIP PROTEIN STRAWBERRY

There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info

"In the place of problem-solving technology, companies have jumped on successive bandwagons like NFTs, the metaverse, and LLMs. What these all have in common is that they are not built to really solve a market problem. They are built to make VCs and companies rich." Read more: buff.ly/Yu2AUFy

VENEZUELA DEFEATS THE UNITED STATES TO TAKE HOME THEIR FIRST WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC CHAMPIONSHIP 🇻🇪🏆

HOLY SHIT. A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election. Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

Idk if it’s bc it’s late but I am absolutely losing it over this piñata at a birthday party my kid went to today

I admit that I don’t really have it in me to clown on Mark DeRosa. After all, he got the job more or less *because* he’s willing to be a stooge, not in spite of it. The problem is with USA Baseball being the last ones to realize everyone else takes the WBC seriously: www.bnd.com/sports/mlb/s...

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

The lesson here (aside from it somehow looking like I'm wearing a wig): Ladies, never let a makeup artist you've never met talk you into a smoky eye and a nude lip. IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE.

Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media. Off the top of my head: www.thehandbasket.co 404media.co www.garbageday.email Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.

is life just a series of days where you're tired in the afternoon and wide awake at night, running behind on weekly deadlines, and seeing pants get slim and big and then slim again over the years until you die?

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

QUAD GOD 🇺🇸 THAT’S IT. THAT’S THE POST.

Lithuanian Olympic uniforms by Issey Miyake for the 1992 games in Barcelona. This was Lithuania's first time in the Olympics after gaining independence from the Soviet Union. Fabric was cut and shaped using heat, not scissors or sewing machines.

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

Gooning until Monday morning #gone

outfit has the same colors as the crying emoji 😭

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

We have two new Hall of Famers. Carlos Beltran and Andruw Jones have been elected by the BBWAA. We'd had 2 center fielders elected in the previous 45 years ... and now 2 in one night!

Tonight’s Menu: CFP National Championship Miami vs Indiana 7:30pm ET | ESPN

The #NYGiants got their man when they hired John Harbaugh. Here's why it was the right move, and why the reaction has not been hyperbole. www.bigblueview.com/new-york-gia...

UNREAL ANTHONY BLACK FASTBREAK DUNK OVER FOUR DEFENDERS 🤯

John Harbaugh and the #NYGiants are reportedly finalizing a 5-year deal. He is the team's new coach. www.bigblueview.com/new-york-gia...

Big Blue View staff writers will be live at 10 .m. ET discussing the #NYGiants hiring of John Harbaugh. Don't miss it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-hj...

At Nolan Arenado’s introductory press conference in St. Louis, Bill DeWitt Jr. said it was “incumbent” on the Cardinals to acquire “premium players.” On Tuesday, Chaim Bloom spoke to the perils of “emotion and sentiment and nostalgia.” How they got from there to here: www.bnd.com/sports/mlb/s...

It used to be that victims of murders in the U.S. would be smeared by InfoWars and Gateway Pundit as a way to fetishize guns and violence for ad dollars and supplement sales, with the added benefit of cozying up to far-right politicians. Now that work is done by CBS News.

The Steelers are the first team in NFL history to lose five straight playoff games by double-digits. H/T ESPN Insights

[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure

I have clothing older than Malachi Toney.

The Eagles were the first Nickelback

Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.

What might account for the abrupt rise and equally abrupt fall, between the 1960s and the turn of the century, of the “golden age” of serial killing? And why were so many of these brutes from the area around Seattle’s Puget Sound? newyorkermag.visitlink.me/GM5SKR

#NYGiants are counting on a "humbled" Joe Schoen having learned from his mistakes. www.bigblueview.com/new-york-gia...

I very badly want this, and I think it's further proof that a lot of the good stuff we abandoned in the last decade or two because shiny is making a clear comeback. Print is back, obviously, but also physical buttons, going to concerts without recording, and maybe even having a real-life girlfriend.

I will never really get the Collinsworth disdain that is all over the internet. A little over the top about good QBs from time to time but I think he's one of the best to ever do his job

67. Which is normal for Cam Little.

Freshman Darius Acuff Jr. scored a career-high 29 points, including a key 3-pointer with just over two minutes left in the second half, to help No. 18 Arkansas to an 86-75 win over No. 19 Tennessee in the Southeastern Conference opener for both teams.

Incredible email for a Saturday morning: the Palm Beach Cardinals will be playing 12 Saturdays in 2026 as the Palm Beach Frozen Iguanas, thanks to a marketing partnership with IggyTrap, “South Florida’s leading invasive iguana management company.”