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Had to mute Elon Musk on Twitter bc every time I see him tweet I have to fight the urge to reply "k*ll y0urs3lf"

When I die and get reborn as a cat, you won't know it's me but there will be signs.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 21,1946

My nine year old asked for a Rosetta Stone cake for his birthday

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

Hey forgot this app exists lmao

is it just me or are there four quadrants of gender feeling. girl (good), girl (bad), boy (good), boy (bad)

thanks

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god

Mid workout piss 🤩

i pray that i go 10 years without hearing trumps voice

Touching grass is not enough I need to live in a hole

The biggest technological revolution of our lifetime is underway and it's not AI:

I will use the anonymity for chaotic good

I love bluesky bc all my followers are organic and literally nobody that I know i can just post whatever I want and bask in the anonymity

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

this reminds me of a friend who thought he was middle class so he donated his car to a charity that helps poor people and a month later, he saw his car at his neighbor's house

yeah... if someone has more grace for a fascist’s hypothetical disability than a trans woman with IDDs that they're talking to, then that tells me everything i need to know about their actual beliefs.

STFU ELLE VOSQUE IS 22 ????

I LOVE SILLEXA SO MUCH MY SILLY SEXY ANGEL

EXCEPTIONAL NEWS!!!

Recession indicator i forgot it was black Friday even though I work Ina retail store that's been having it's black Friday sale for literally 2 weeks already

stop the presses! walmart chief people office thinks her minimum wage workers dont deserve happiness or fulfillment

Here u go lil man all for u

lmao

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong this story delights me every year

Im in Twitter timeout (I haven't finished the drag race UK finale or watched the new ep of Canada's drag race and can't go on or else I'll get spoilers)

if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy

“We want to start using AI a lot more in our games and we’re afraid the label ‘’Made with AI” will affect sales so we don’t think we should have to do that 😫”

ROCK ‘N’ ROLL FRIDAY

everything that is wrong with Elon Musk can be summed up in the fact that there’s nobody in his life who can sit him down and tell him how embarrassing this is

if there's any part of the queer community that's known for just stabbing other parts in the back it's def the cis gay men part

Happy Trans Day of Remembrance. I love trans people. I love your hearts, minds and souls. I've proudly committed my life's work to advocating each day for Trans children's right to a safe education & a real childhood just as they are, filled w/ the friends they love There are ppl fighting for you

why are we still listening to what Bill Maher has to say what a fucking loser

Michelle Visage saying there's no family resemblance w tayris and danayris like that's the same beat in a different shade of melanin idk that's tiny white tayris

I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power

Had some garlic naan now I’m eating a butter croissant being a girl is so much fun

Bluesky is awesome my feed is all cool Trans women being funny like what more could u want from a social media site

just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car he was married at the time

"she needed money for braces" it's really hard to overstate how fucking evil these people are