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Says the person with unlimited PTO and millions of dollars.

My first job as an attorney was with a firm in which the senior partner took a month and a half vacation to the South Seas, came back, and immediately issued a memo declaring that the associates and staff were clearly not working hard enough and that layoffs would ensue if we didn't shape up.

Oh she must be a barrel of laughs during the holidays 😒😒😒

“Chief People Officer?” Didn’t they used to call those guys “Overseers?”

That's a lot of words to say you have no friends and no life outside of work bc you're a fucking sociopath

She needs to work on the suck-eat balance (of turds from my ass hole)

fuuuuuuck this

I don’t care if a person loves their work so much they make it the defining feature of their persona. But believing we should all forgo drawing a distinct line between the two or failing to respect it when we do is psychotic.

Please tell her to go fuck herself for me, CNBC!

FUCK OFF!

Shut the fuck up, Donna.

How would she know? What she does barely qualifies as work.

You’re the exec from Walmart, who gives a shit what you think. A literal housefly has more value.

I think like, a big problem with elites in this country is they think their life is a lot fucking harder than it is.

If people want to work to live, let them, but they should not impose their belief system on others. This is similar to religious beliefs

hydraulic press :)

That photo just screams "in touch with the average salt of the earth worker, for sure".

She’s a sick person

And SHE's the 'chief people officer'? She should be SACKED. "Turn off your laptop" - tell that to your cashiers and warehouse workers. "Integration" - integrate away while you're working OT - yeah, that's the ticket. Pay your people so little that they need SNAP - now THAT's HR worth fighting for.

We *should* be angry about this, though.

i’ve never believed in WalMart executives

Interview someone with a real job next time.

get fucked

ratio

Yeah this explains a lot

Or not work at Walmart because when in "EVER" in their history have they been a "great place to work"? Donna Morris is just another "overly" highly compensated C suite executive, the overly part comes at the expense of rank & file.

Does Walmart sell wood chippers?

WHAT ARE YOU SOME KINDA STUPID FUCKING MORON?

We’re going to eat you, CNBC. You won’t taste good but you get eaten along with the rich.

Something something Luigi

I thought slavery was banned! People need down time.

Someone wipe that shit-eating grin off of her face.

Oh, excuse me. CPO. She doesn't even rate a 3 in her name.

Fuck you and fuck her for this bullshit

So the woman who wants people to work themselves to death for her benefit doesn't believe in a work/life balance. Real important news. Grape job fellas

every single time one of these dipshit overlords says something like this, i understand Robespierre a bit more

Thank you for pointing out who the horrible, disgusting Scrooge-assed bastards of the current age are! I hope she gets hers!

Happiness and fulfillment isn’t realistic, says Walmart executive vice president

Walmart believes in work-SNAP balance.

“I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance,” says Morris … “I call it work-life integration” that phrase sent chills down my spine. imagine your life integrated into a giant corporate machine.

Hahahaha she can go hang out under a running cement mixer, if she wants to

How about:

"Chief people officer" really knows how to relate to ordinary folks, it seems.

She’s never had a real job

shut up bince

Piss off

Trebuchet into the suuuuuuuuuun

Lol the article isn't half as enraging as the blurb makes it sound.

We're going to devour you all

'Arbeit macht frei'

That’s nice, Donna. Now face the wall, please. Thanks.

It’s always someone with the title “Chief People Officer”

You don't have to gild them. We already hate the executive class with the fury of a thousand burning suns.

who gives a shit what she says

articles like this are always so funny both because rich people have no functional life advice to offer anyone below their tax bracket and also because they aren’t offering ‘advice’ anyway, they’re just paying for a virtual billboard that says ‘shut up and get back to work’

It isn't realistic because your boss needs a new yacht

Sounds like Donna sucked at life so they focused on work and now they have to make that everyone else's problem

Proper term is life-work balance.

why did you publish this? who wants to read this?

I encourage anyone who has a free morning to go interview at your local Walmart. The behind the scenes is like a sweatshop! I never knew so many people worked there! They're all in the back working hard and being timed. It's crazy. Never seen anything like it!

Another good reason not to shop at Walmart.

Capitalism requires an exploitable workforce, Ade, that's just Commie Talk! /heavy sarcasm, except the part about capitalism

That's pretty rich coming from a woman whose company needs SNAP revenue to exist

Sounds like she’s sold her soul to the devil. not a good look for walmart

Plantation management and extraction is all they know.

And yet another reason I dont shop at Walmart. Its very rich if her to believe that... Anyway, anyone know Luigi Mangione has been doing lately ?

gorl power yall

Especially when your company specializes in denying benefits to its employees and keeping many of them poor enough to qualify for food stamps and medicaid.

On fucking THANKSGIVING? Really!?

she wrong.

Erm…fuck off?

No exec that young got there by starting at the bottom and working harder than everyone else until they got to the top.

Fuck off, and fuck you 🖕

gen X? This sounds so gen X

Just contributing to the ratio.

behold once again a golden ratio

It’s a choice bitch! God these people!

Eat whole bag of dicks, Donna.

Being generous and including meetings, are we?

Really telling that meetings, the thing that a lot of workers consider to be a waste of time and distraction from actually getting work done, is second only to the "explicitly not doing work" category.

Yeah sorry, this is a 35 hour working week

I question whether or not they're actually accomplishing anything in most of the categories, public events are the only thing I'd think would be actual work for them, and that's assuming they're giving speeches or doing presentations.

This is a 30h work week with 1h lunch breaks, and 10-15h per week TOPS of actual work. They are handed millions of dollars, attention of the fawning press and the power to ruin lives for THAT. You know, I'm not advocating for anything drastic, but you cannot spell "executive" without "execute".

12 hour work week in reality

What’s 55 minus 20?

This is 10 hours of actual work. The rest is just nonsense.

At most that's 35 hours, and that's assuming working alone and business lunches are actual work. More likely that's 24 hours a week of actual work.

Yeah, looks like her job is just asking underlings if they could work just a bit harder.

goddam French working hours

30 hours, 5 hours are lunch break

Release the hounds!

She looks awfully pleased with herself, for a person whose billionaire employers are so greedy that they don't even pay a living wage to most of their employees. Are we meant to admire this person? Take life lessons from her?

She should try working once in her life.

Walmart? Get fucked.

Y'all really thought you wrote something. Mention GenZ but don't interview anyone from that generation? Ask a bio-med engineer about work-life balance instead of a psychologist? The Walmart suit who gets all the PTO she could ever want tells the masses to balance having no bread with eating cake.

Love to support the “happiness and fulfillment aren’t realistic” system

It would make my day if she was diagnosed with AIDS and cancer and Covid and rabies.

"Workers should not expect to be happy or healthy" says CEO of company notorious for treating its workers like shit and paying them less than they need to survive.

Please refer to Patton Oswalt's suspension message.

1/4 of Walmart associates are on SNAP and Medicaid with limited sick and holiday pay.

It’s not realistic because of people like her ruining it for the rest of us.

Um....

Fuck Walmart executive and president and chief people officer Donna Morris. That is surely what all the people she gives this speech to have to say. Oh, and fuck you for spreading her horse shit.

I don’t need to hear the opinion of a rich ghoul whose net worth is in the millions. Especially not when employees of her company need food stamps to not go hungry. Less propaganda plz, @cnbc.com

No…

People forget that CEOs / C levels execs get to where they are not because of their people leadership skills… it’s their utter lack of compassion & empathy because they don’t care how many necks they have to step on to get to where they want to be. They will F over their mothers if it means more $$$

we really gotta start [redacted]ing execs