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Voting in Minneapolis today I know the cops aren’t shit but wow, there really are no good options for sheriff

BIRD'S NEST ROY - “I'm not giving you my projector. This tape is all I can do for you and your friends' nightclub project.” HALF LIGHT - Poor apes on a stupid ball, with never enough money to do anything remarkable.

“What, you've never seen a man getting a panic attack before?” (Try to keep breathing.)

Reminder: during the most riotous parts of the George Floyd Uprising the movement was at its most popular, with the destroying of the 3rd precinct polling much higher than either presidential candidate, and it was only after months and years of revision that ppl talk like they werent

tried taking one of those political questions tests but i disagreed with the framing of nearly all the questions. not sure what that makes me. annoying probably

Oh no

images that spring to mind unbidden, part 999: "trans-inclusive radical misogyny" // "women should stay out of kitchens"

imagine trying to one-up the pope with “how many local models do you run?”

sometimes it feels like a lot of normal people conceptualize an "artist" as a superposition of both A. a super wealthy fine art elite who does low effort abstract art nobody understands B. someone magically born with the art talent gene even though A is 0.000001% of artists and B is not a thing

Just picturing one of these cute felt puppets telling you how sorry it is that it deleted your production database and it really shouldn't have done that

Evergreen

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

MASSIVE BIRD SURGE

Lord help me I’ve become a morning person. Getting up at 5 am voluntarily bc I can’t sleep any longer

bury me in khakis and a lanyard so hell knows an expert is coming

Some thoughts on the recent conversation around "pacing" the LLM market. Wrote this mostly for Facebook audience, but figure some of you might find use in it. memos.zenfrii.gg/memos/9koACW...

slurp slurp on those boots my dude

This administration sent a lawfully present immigrant, who has broken absolutely zero laws, to GUANTANAMO BAY because he's Black. There's literally no other reason. I'm out of words. This entire administration is lawless and corrupt. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

I love Minneapolis

(using 200% of my brain) alex….. larp

The three genders Person, triangle person, and pentagon person with huge schlong

Here's an idea: governwoment

It’s never gonna happen but I wish this for obsidian so deeply

South of Midnight is now self published, so buying it gives Xbox zero money. It's a great day to part with a bit of money.

you have to learn to live with the reality that you do not have privacy. especially when you are organizing. especially when you are challenging this regime. there is no place safe to disclose anything that might be construed as illegal by the worst actors.

YOU - Suffering will only make me stronger. ENDURANCE - It's probably this way of thinking that got you where you are.

My mamdanas…..

bruh, you cannot, must not look away when they trying to sell you $31 million in police overtime (to an already bloated $230 million budget), sell you a "mysterious" $30 mil budget deficit and need for you to pony up more cash. You should be outraged. You should demand better.

microsoft word, magazine screenshot (1998) archive.org/details/aus_...

“Do you know the way, or do you wanna look at the map?” @maritmarit.bsky.social : “No.”

eating dried mango in the shower. bitch

yeah well could ai do this

I watched the Love Is Blind season in Minneapolis. Straight women in Minnesota seem like they may be entitled to some pessimism.