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sadly, we’re now out of monkeys. and cars.

quick likkle tzaangor looking guy for my fellgore team #minis #killteam

Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel

one year apart

FUCK

the post-covid revolt of the bosses is the biggest factor in the absolute collapse of public support for tech we had a brief window of genuine worker power and they hated it and their primary goal with AI has been to break the workforce so they never have to deal with it again

the spiritually fried are true nihilists. handwaving your direct involvement in pain and death in the real world by imagining peace in a fantasy realm. reducing life to the subplot of a fuzzy cosmic dream, zonked out under a blanket, partying with c listers, bad music, bad comedy. disgusting freak

wow lotta dorks upset about being called “spreadsheet people” - i’m over here with the hotties at the “email people” table where we all pretend to do work

The modern era is full of the bizarre argumentative phenomenon of aggressive fragility. Instead of puffing oneself up as strong, one posits oneself as glass-doll weak, such that any opposition (any talk one dislikes existing) is to be seen as unethical attack. Literally pathetic.

We asked our legal department a question the other day about specific document retention and their answer was, "I asked our internal AI and it has no idea what you're talking about. Good luck and please remember to follow our policies." Zero follow up. Lol.

Honestly 😭 if U celebrating 4th of July today fuck your ignorant dumbas[piece of black mold from my ceiling falls in my mouth and my pupils get all small] Fucked ET last night. Came in 5 strokes. I was shook. Whole thing felt like a pussy

Please bear witness to my humanity and take some small portion of it for yourself. Return the favor to someone else later when you can. orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...

they released footage of Mitch getting cpr youtu.be/LHj1VIk_BWk?...

I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*

to all the vaping dads,

I'm only in one group chat and it's the mandatory three guy group chat that all middle-aged men form as arthritis starts to take hold.

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

We're friends, right? Well, just between friends, I'm a little bit scared.

papa uba tah bolla doe settings tah moova ovv motion smoothing

kill team owns. first completed project right before a tournament. #miniatures

that's enough of that. okay what if FRANKENSTEIN were like, a 2010s Online Introvert Guy. he'd be like UNNGGGGGHHH ME LOVE CANCELING PLANS

everyday i wake up and i-WhaATWHATWHATWHATWUHWHATWUHATWUAWOAHwutWuwuwuwuwaoiwwuawauw8aw98a9w8eeuw47y5e45ureyuerhy4yghyhwyawyegsyuwytqgeyuryufdaerygryguhjertuhiukjewrjrk33juiu3i3ui*ahem*LIKE WUHWHWHAUYUUUU***@*@*@@*@*@*@*@@*@*@*@*@@*@*@***@**@@*@*@*

I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

Wild that Altman is being sued by his sister for repeated sexual abuse and that doesn’t come up in basically every conversation about him. I get that it’s alleged but if that shit was happening to someone else I feel like that would come up, particularly if that person had a history of lying a lot.

The Fighters Guild is recruiting again. Not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.

Would the fans support me if I decided to become a Nonverbal Autistic Man? Or would I get the usual runaround from clout chasing dick heads

The Bed Day 8 of drawing Ditto until I give in and nab Pokopia...

graham platner deathly hollows tattoo controversy

guy who gets mad at ice at the airport because candy crush is for fake gamers

videogames are crumbling under the weight of billionaire psychos, TCGs have been entirely overrun by collectors driving up prices to infeasibility, TTRPGs are the refuge of former theater kids (derogatory) there's only one safe space left: spending too much money on warhammer

I asked Mewgenics' creator, Edmund McMillen, about all the touchy topics bubbling up in the game's discourse. Why that title? How has he changed since his early days of making provocative browser games like Dead Baby Dressup? Why does he use real birth defects and disorders in his games?

"Selga-309 radio is an elegant addition to your costume", Soviet advertising poster, 1980

Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading https://theonion.com/trove-of-emails-about-pedophilia-reignites-nations-love-of-reading/

Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.

GANDALF: (throws Vibram FiveFingers shoes into fireplace) FRODO: What are you doing?! GANDALF: (pulls them out unharmed) Put them on. Don't worry, they're quite cool.

hey @nachristakis.bsky.social your friend just made me aware you are implicated in the files. tell him thanks for me