Joel Matthys

If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case. "My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.

Ruin a song by adding "in my pants" to the title Why Does it Hurt When I Pee in my Pants

here is my finished intersex comic. I spent a long time on it and i rarely ask for reposts, but i would appreciate them here for more info on intersex stuff check out interactadvocates.org/faq/ #furry #furryart #art #comic

I scanned the list three times because there's no way there's no Steven Universe on there.

Finally, a way for men to clean themselves.

no game dev skill is more important than making up your fuckin mind

lol I just stole fire from the gods this rules. Unrelatedly my liver feels great and birdless.

RIP to a legend

post your album-cover kitties!

I hate it when they call me a biter. I have a vast and rich interior life. I am not defined by my biting

There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

Happy Aug. 6th Day! Whether you're Italian, German, French, or Swiss, today's the predominant day to resolve in contrary motion to an octave.

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

Happy Father's Day 🖤

[P] At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.

this is what you get when you oppose the ugliest conclusions of nativism, but accept it's premises, when you don't argue your own values www.liberalcurrents.com/we-need-to-g...

👏 "with 👏 great 👏 energy" 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 tempo 👏 marking 👏

Depluralize a movie The Taking of Pelham 1

DARTH VADER: Luke, you will join me, the deadbeat father who killed all of your beloved parental figures, in the Dark Side, and if I can't convince you, I'm certain you won't be able to resist the seductive powers of the pasty, giggling goblin man who is my boss

Wilhelm Friedemann, Carl Philipp Emanuel, Johann Christoph Friedrich, and Johann Christian.

You should really only be listening to whole tone music. It’s got the whole tones in it. A lot of these artists, they use semitones, which is just half of the tone and trust me, it’s not the part that’s good for you. It’s basically junk.

Poppyseed Doesn't Write Pretty Music

Either rhythm is not well theorized enough to build models around, or rhythm isn't theorizable in a way you even could build a model around; I don't know which it is

Old people in this hot tub at the water park are reenacting the final scene of Waiting for Godot.

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

According to documents filed this morning by the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of NY, ICE has been lying for a year — not only to the public, but to the courts and to prosecutors — about being authorized to make arrests at 26 Federal Plaza and other immigration courts. (1/2)

Funny thing about American mass media is how woke content is broadly popular, routinely pays for itself, and sometimes goes blockbuster, whereas right-wing content is a narrow niche that rarely reaches breakeven, never goes blockbuster, and usually requires immense subsidies for it to exist at all.

In the amount of space that would otherwise fit just eight parked cars, this Citi Bike station on Gansevoort Street handles 255 bike share trips per day.

They are now refusing to state the number of American casualties in the Iran war. When regimes do this, it is a HUGE RED FLAG.

Learning a second language can be hard. Signing up for Pre-K and 3-K is easy. Go to myschools.nyc to apply today. Deadline is tomorrow at midnight!

Japan is upset because Bluesky banned haikus. Lawsuits are pending.

Precompositional process can still get you pregnant

Once again, I just referred to “L’histoire du soldat” as “The Devil Went Down To The Other Georgia.”

This dude rules

Grad school.

The tragic death of Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old mother fatally shot by ICE, shows that ICE can’t be reformed and must be abolished. I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy. Time to melt ICE.

On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.