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That reminds me of the book at my local printing/shipping store

Woah - boards of service in the Marines and the Navy are ignoring Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth's order to purge transgender troops from the military. "Navy and Marine Corps boards have voted to retain trans members in nine of 12 cases." www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/u...

not useful!

Thanks to this vile little goblin for helping me make some progress on a unified theory of contemporary-style evil guys. defector.com/vivek-ramasw...

Josh Hart’s braider better get a ring too

Octopus is the easiest thing to cut out of your diet on moral grounds because it’s basically never around, probably has dreams and emotions and tastes like a tire.

What's up,

This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...

Decades ago I saw a library book that was the Tao Te Ching in English. The author didn't know Chinese, but had read 5 English translations and decided that he had sussed out the most correct translation via triangulation or whatever. I think of it often.

TODAY! IN! SPORTS! is about the #1 sports story that I have witnessed since I started writing this newsletter The saga of Wharfie Time, the moment an Australian football team played their team's in-stadium hype video at the exact worst possible time

Shake what your trauma gave you

I strongly feel that there is a lucrative business opportunity in end-to-end sedation for the entire airport experience. Plz just wake me up again when we’re in Cincinnati

loved Bunheads, Chewing Gum, Corporate, Extraordinary, We Are Lady Parts... might need to pick some next watches from this list.

Ohhhhh, the whole *point* of Bluesky is to not get jokes.

my favorite episode of tv this decade i think

Golf Cart One (2026) - my new sculpture at the @lucasmuseum.bsky.social in LA. A life-sized, cast-aluminium, militarised presidential golf cart, commissioned for the museum by George Lucas and based on a 1:12 scale model version I made back in 2017.

We never talk about how this kid's doing a terrible job of mowing the lawn

This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance.

Mom used to open a drink in the store before she paid for it and I thought child services was about to take me

Who are... three people I don't want in my kitchen?

The way my jaw dropped

unfortunately, I read a children's book of mnemonics for the state capitals and thus, to me, New Hampshire is a nude hamster riding a Concorde

happy birthday to work

I’m sorry to the Wikipedia editors but trading smoking for Christianity is sending me

A man has very similar days for many many years.

I don’t want to panic people on here, but Threads is quickly taking the lead as the app with the most batshit navel-gazing quasi-leftist edgelord opinions that are more about personal grievances than any actual political belief

A classic.

Oh you like sets? Name every set which is not a member of itself.

on the rare occasion that I'm under the weather and someone asks how I'm feeling, I tell them my leg is haunted, and THEY NEVER GET THE REFERENCE! 😡

I feel like the script and especially the acting in Fargo are just terrible. I love or really like every other Coen brothers movie I've seen.

They say it’s open to everyone, but a Mesopotamian wins it every year.

I think we have to come to terms with the idea that Clippy and Quibi did nothing wrong except each being ahead of their time.

FYI, the Wildberries that Ukraine is bombing are not froyo shops, a thing I personally was never confused about, but you might be.

And yes I’m wearing a Valley Heat t-shirt. Have you listened to Valley Heat yet? It’s so funny you will damage your body laughing at it. Doug Duguay narrates the goings on in the Rancho Equestrian neighborhood of Burbank. Funniest podcast there is. www.patreon.com/ValleyHeat?u...

gimme the beep test i run real slow i haven’t kept up with my cardio might pass away

The AI czars have been Sacks, Burns, and Fall? are they doing a bit?

I wrote about the game

I for one think we should change the whole country to Swatch .beat time

when you make a joke and accidentally describe a page playoff system

Dangerous listening to music, might end up accidentally feeling somebody else's emotions. This is not my mood. I'm Freaky Fridaying. I'm supposed to be giving a big presentation at 11 and right now I'm being consumed by somebody else's yearning.

a huge part of my childhood was stuff like this. just sort of puzzling over the Letterman Top 10 Book and trying to reverse engineer what the Iran Contra Scandal was from it

I don’t have any answers here, personally I think the only healthy version of masculinity I’ve actually encountered is Dudes At The Skatepark Supporting Each Other, so my recommendation is go hang out at skateparks

A devastating day for the Nazi Tattoos Are Nuanced Symbols That Must Be Understood Within a Full Range of Exculpatory Context community, quite possibly the dumbest community I've ever encountered online

I screamed so loud. Sorry to my wife.

There’s the Pickford special. Hoof it up 3/4 of the field and hope something happens

I need to know whether this headline was submitted with the pun intact and then changed for the sake of propriety or if they thought it was more clever not to (literally) spell out the pun or if it was somehow a coincidence that no one noticed