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God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

The “masculinity crisis” won’t disappear until men realize this is what peak masculinity looks like

Calling the guards to report a murder... 😁

Boss asked me to learn to use Claude, and I've figured out why women aren't adopting AI at the same rate as men: it takes my instructions, uses "logic" to determine that I'm wrong, and give me an incorrect answer to a question I didn't ask. And I don't need machines to replace human male colleagues.

This is a nonsense poem I wrote years ago for my kids. I found myself reciting it this morning. Maybe it’ll brighten your Friday :)

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

Remember the People's Revolution of the Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May! Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard-Boiled Egg!

The companies which made the Internet are burning it down. It’s very weird.

HOTDOG STAND

OUT: tech bros inventing the bus IN: tech bros inventing employees

I despise with the heat of a thousand suns the way I have to be suspicious of all art I see now while I investigate it's authenticity, because this couldn't be more diametrically opposed to the state of mind one should be in while taking in all art.

fuck sam altman forever for taking away the last places where we could engage in good faith: the creative arts, which should be a testament to human ingenuity. i am so mad that everything i read or listen to or admire is now tainted with doubt. do you understand? he is a thief of joy and i HATE HIM

I do not want to be on guard when I read manuscripts. I do not want to be on guard when I read slush. I do not want to be on guard when I listen to music, when I look at visual art, when I WATCH A FUCKING COMMERCIAL. I hate Altman so much I burn with it. He and his kind have stolen the WONDER.

Don’t ask me to hug planetary enshittification. /ends

This is why you need to be reading books and writing your own emails, by the way. When you outsource your thinking abilities, you risk turning your brain into soup. Heavy dependence on AI has already been linked with severe cognitive decline. What you don’t use, you will lose.

was once New Amsterdam.

Hello there 👋 first post here so please share 🙏 Pixelart landscape 16 colors

There comes a moment when you realise your weirdness is you strength. Lean into it. There comes a moment when you realise you are Fully-grown Changeling. Celebrate it. We are strange and we are here.

Give me my fucking hour back. I need it

in Canada we have a store called "Canadian Tire" and you're probably thinking "a store named after a tire definitely has a circle for a logo" but no, you're wrong. they chose a colossal red triangle

since the Hugos have poetry again I'm attempting to start my own little grassroots campaign on behalf of Elisa Chavez, whose poem WHAT YOU NEED TO BE WARNED; OR: INVENTORY AND APPRAISEMENT OF NEIL GAIMAN, HEREAFTER "DECEDENT" is eligible this year www.tumblr.com/ecc-poetry/8...

I love Snorse

A new year cartoon for @theguardian.com books

Happy New Year, everyone! This is a @theguardian.com books cartoon from a few years ago.

"Show me the energy you're leaving 2025 with" "Post a gif of the energy you're carrying into 2026" sweeties I am 40 or 50 years old, what on EARTH makes you think I have energy

You have often heard me repeat the founding phrase of Hookland: re-enchantment is resistance. This is the county’s core truth. However, I will point out that that sometimes re-enchantment is also an act of intentional sabotage.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man Doing the things a spider can What’s he like? It’s not important Spider-Man Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he’s underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows, Spider-Man

This is just how we sing it now.

🔮 Crystal Healing Tip 🔮 1. Cleanse your crystals under the full moon. 2. Hold each crystal to your chest and fill them with positive intentions! 3. Carefully add each crystal to a large sock (natural fibers are best) 4. Swing the sock in a clockwise direction. 5. Aim for the head. Blessed be ❤️

“Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.” "Okay I get that," Meg whispered back, "but I've been angry for over a decade straight and my arteries are basically solid carbon fiber at this point. Do I ever get a freakin' break?"

Hell this morning has another deeply surprised soul

This was the very first gif that popped up before I even had a chance to search and I’m going with it.