Shu-yu Guo

i deeply believe Cheesecake Factory should spin up a Panda Express Innovation Kitchen-style restaurant called THE FACTORY

60% of Americans live Cheesecake Factory to Cheesecake Factory.

Another day working at the frontier AI lab. Everyone keeps asking me if the models have qualia. Buddy, I don’t even have qualia.

(confused) I believe LLMs are conscious, but only Deepseek LLMs, because of the Chinese Room theory

if you show up to an interview woth me with an 89 Chambertin Grand Cru you are immediately disqualified because clearly you don’t need this job

what is 'Latent Space' and how do LLMs get answers from it? The Jargon can be confusing, but the exaplanation is actually relatively simple: It is Hell. The Machine is getting knowledge from demons.

usually when i hear people say that the moon is a planet, i just have to shake my head. like, yes, if it’s a full moon? okay. you’ve got me there. a full moon is a circle and therefore a planet. outside of that, though, a planet either has to be a circle, like jupiter, or a dot, like stars

>Techbros form bank > Immediately scalped by HFTs Masterful gambit.

Literary fiction is coming. It is going to revolutionize the economy. We know that China has already got a start on literary fiction. We can’t afford to be left out of the literary fiction economy. Think of your kids. They might already be engaging with literary fiction.

Top-level await is fixed in Safari for iOS 27 and macOS Golden Gate. Here's how I did it: webkit.org/blog/18227/f...

this is an incredibly steep HTA for such a long front center smh chainstays also unbelievably long handling must be poop

you may think it’s curtains for zoosha, but it’s actually motorized shades for zoosha

me, someone who listens to The Mountain Goats _and_ Swans, a loser?

"Could be risky. Yet goal solution."

wh40k fanfic where the mechanicus speaks claudish instead of binharic

Listen, if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship either, happiness comes from picking a new hobby and then buying all the things to start that hobby then finding the perfect little storage container for those things and then putting that storage container in the spare room

also hiring a security-focused role! still cool low-level VM stuff, but with a focus on engine security jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...

i am still hiring! looking for systems programmers and compiler folks to come work on cool low-level VM and JIT compiler things. jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...

it needs to update my employer but it got me. i’m just too deep to even understand myself

Suppenjuche, a GDR x North Korea fusion restaurant this came to me in a dream

me to YC: Whoop for horses YC: idk about addressable market garmin: haha let’s just say,,, 420 Blaze it

Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.

so i’m watching the punisher. is this the prequel to the bear?

Frog put Claude in a harness. "There," he said, "now Claude can no longer delete files." "But Claude can edit the files" said Toad. "That is true," said Frog.

you’ve mountained your last goats

Graphic design is my passion.

The Haunting of Groverhaus

Bluesky users be like

Autonomous robot clown roundhouse kicks a small child

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

omg there's an album of shakuhachi arrangement for hildegard von binegn

google wtf is this

it's not clear to me if the tourists i encounter around GGB and sausalito lack a theory or mind or are simply Furtive

Imagine trying to implement other social programs like this! Like replacing taxpayer-funded food stamps with an unfunded mandate that grocery stores sell 30% of their food at a loss.

incidentally getting better at LLM interaction has also made me better at bullying

How is TJ Maxx not getting in on "looksmaxxing," riding it hard for a fiscal quarter of advertising campaign, then walking away with the satisfaction of having murdered the trend.

obsessed with the quirky in-person events tech companies used to have (netscape navigator jazz festival, yahoo nationwide yodel challenge, etc)

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

cycling commentary is the best sports commentary because it’s mostly rural europe tourism improv. “this road is where the expensive houses are” “that’s a church”

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

Why does the media continue to use the word "Millennial" as code for "young person"? That's not what it means. It's literally in the name. A Millennial is someone at least a thousand years old.

Horse Magnifier (@sketbordcat.bsky.social) "game where you magnify horses" Free - Browser: warpdoor.com/2026/03/28/h...