Post

If that was my kid, I’m taking that thing’s frizzy blue scalp home as a trophy after the Unscheduled Disassembly Event.

That's the 2nd video I've seen where a child is kicked by a robot.

They need to start programming them with Asimov's 3 laws of robotics.

So much for "A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."

kid had it coming imho

Bring back Asimov's First Law of Robotics!

pretty much. they kept changing plot points and letting supernerd inmates run the asylum.

Living the dream

It would feel so good to be 100% justified in power bombing one of these fucking things

Is that robot wearing a wig

HELL YEAH, THE FUTURE IS GONNA ROCK!!

Upset that the crowd didn’t rip this robot limb from limb and then go after its creators.

The kid was clearly armed and dangerous. He had to be stopped!🤡

⬇️ Sure! Press here to download it!

Imagine the kid’s retelling of what happened…I was kicked in the stomach by a robot clown. Horrifying! 🤖 🤡

I can't help you if you don't know.

Thank you for the update. 🙏🏼

To be fair to the staff it will take a long time to stop laughing.

lol, they didn't react at all.

"seriously" is an obscuring word

and risk themselves getting kicked?

The mom has a point, no question.

You gotta rise up when that happens

hmmmmmmmmm

You'd think the people would have attacked it or run away -- fight or flight. Maybe the human race as devolved into a bunch of dumb cows. Robot programmers, you failed. The Chuck Norris kick shoulda been to the nuts.

There were actually people laughing when the robot clown kicked the child. So this is how humanity becomes enslaved. “They were all laughing until their prison cell doors slammed shut…”

Its first instinct is to run away. Good programming.

This is worse for humanity, hardly anyone helped that boy and others were laughing

the robot uprising has begun !!!

FINISH HIM!!!

Do they make driverless cars too?

Who among us… 🤣

Brand new sentence

F Asimov!

I'm most curious to know why this robot is wearing a wig. Is he supposed to be a clown?

I may be changing my opinion on AI and robots

With karate I’ll kick your ass…

Oops, someone left karate bot in attack mode. I've seen crackheads act like that at the river.

This is what listening to Boney M does to you, Moxco! @leedsista.com

Welp, that's the first law of robotics violated.

⬇️ Sure! Press here to download it!

Ok we have to talk about what happened in this video. Robots and systems with AI couldn't predict the exactly position of objects and humans. So, he has hit accidentally the kid, not by your own, but probably the wig made the algorithm fail. This robot was made by UniTree Robotics.

@kidsgettinghurt.bsky.social

Where’s Magnus when you need him?

The adults all seem very relaxed about what they just saw.

(after checking to make sure the kid was ok) Maybe the kid just had bad vibes?

Holy hell

Truth!

1. I don't think the blue curly wig makes it a clown robot, but if it does it makes it even more a scary arsed clown than any other clowns, and they're all scary. 2. Yellow t-shirt girl loved it. Obviously he did her wrong.

GET IT! SMASH THAT ROBOT PPL

are you a robot

I tell you what me and my friends would have beat it with hammers.

"Autonomous" these are remote controlled. The kick is due to there being a massive latency between the robot and the controller.

No adult checking if he is ok...??

Autonomous my behind. I bet it was remotely controlled. If it was actually autonomous, it should have better sensors to detect the kid being in the way. This is someone controlling it, getting carried away, misjudging the distance, then reacting in horror as they hit the child.

Teach em kids to do suplexes

⬇️ Sure! Press here to download it!

it's not autonomous, it's controlled by a person wearing a rig

See how immoral these robots are. They’re programmed like it’s all fun and games! Human intelligence needs to keep this AI intelligence on a Long Leash.

Robot Pennywise! D:

....why? Like it accidentally hit the kid during some preprogramed kick and it stopped instantly so its not a danger. Help your kid rather than going feral on whats basically an expensive toy lol

My first thought!

yes, and this classic op-ed deadspin.com/hitchbot-was...

Fuck yeah

Go birds!

You were. We know evil.

Nah, judge them harshly. They live for that… feed off of it, tbh. Just be aware of who you’re judging and what they’re capable of. Lol.

I was just thinking if this was Philly, that thing is gone

Except Hitch-bot was kind and basically harmless, and was treated like a homeless person who got rolled for drug money. *This* robot actively kicked a child.

Philly should be a clanker free zone

The Gang Fucks Up a Robot

It knows kung-fu.

It’s definitely in need of a slap.

⬇️ Tá na mão, aperta aqui pra baixar!

"Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law."

Most relatable a robot has ever been

China's AI revolution

There is no such thing as AI. Wether its in a machine or a data centre, its all A, there is no I.

Attacking children, or anyone, is not “cool”.

This is how the robot uprising begins.

Based

NOOOOO BOTTAN PLS

Lemme just keep standing here with my baby in my arms laughing haha

It's not funny. But it is funny is a crazy kind of way. 😆😆😆

That punch was pure perfect. Right in the gullet. I am surprised that kid didn't drop immediately.

This robot broke the First Law of Robotics!

The war vs the machines has begun

smash that robot to bits

My money's on tele-operation.

Where I live the moms would have turned the robot into a piñata.

Sorry, not my fault. The machine did it.

has this been verified? isn't it pretty obviously a fake AI video, as someone else has pointed out the crown all seem pretty calm after the kick.

AI supporters: “what could possibly go wrong?”

@edgyvogado.bsky.social

Maybe the drunk birthday clowns weren't so bad, huh?

The same technology controls fully self-driving cars. Just think about that for a minute. Really think.

That child will one day go on to lead the resistance against the robotic overlords.

but then the tiny pieces come alive

Responses to this are fucked up. I doubt you’d be laughing if that were your kid. Perfect example of social media just being completely toxic. FFS.

The scariest thing about this is how non reactive everyone is! Like that kid is really looking hurt he recoiled down! Even if I were just a random bystander in this situation I would take the nearest blunt object and break that things processors beyond repair!