Up and Adam

Pratt has ONE homer in his last 30 games

ever since i was a little boy i've always wanted to scroll ten trending topics, five of which have been there for days bc there's not enough action on here for ten trending topics

Some Lula supporters apparently shouted his name out their window when it was announced he won and a cop pointed his gun at him and they took what is possibly the greatest image of a cop ever taken, like genuinely this would go hard as a cover for a Rage album its so poetic.

Seriously, enough with all these motherfuckers

ALL THE TAMPA BAY GUYS SHOULD BE NAMED RAY

I don't think you could look anymore serious if you were trying to catch a human baby

“Don’t run on a thing that people would support, but just quietly do it if you get elected” seems so tantalizing to the conflict-averse liberal mind, but I really need some proof of concept or historical examples of when this approach has ever worked.

I feel uncomfortable about the new look for The Lorax.

When you're the designated driver at a Brewers watch party

i’m so tired of every institution and business being sniveling fucking cowards

I hope he doesn't show up wherever GameDay goes for the rest of eternity

When the Rate isn’t the worst MLB stadium you got built

perfect, no notes

"arabs have contributed nothing to the arts and sciences" is such a funny fucking thing for a bog ape wearing a little suit to say

Me: The Brewers are up in the World Series, but the Rays are at home tonight so that might help. My adorable child who loves trolling me, with a giant grin on her face: That didn't help the Yankees!

made a meme

That’s where the k-cup goes

Kind of funny, in an Ancient Greek Hell kind of way, that this guy handed Trump the presidency in 2016, and as a reward Trump is kicking him in the teeth forever. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

RIP Walter❤️

adam silver has no time to try and reschedule a regular season game with six months to spare, he's too busy getting the league in bed with every possible gambling partner he can find.

cheerleaders scare the living shit out of me, said MCR frontman gerard way

“WHY DOES EVERYONE NEED A PARTICIPATION TROPHY? IN MY DAY YOU EITHER WON OR LOST AND IT BUILT CHARACTER. Now hold on a minute while I call the police because my beautiful blonde boy is getting circles run around him on the soccer field.”

Genuinely hate Robert Beltran showed his entire ass cus his work in Prodigy was honestly the best he's ever put out for the franchise and the best writing Chakotay ever got

It's amazing how many of the dudes in the manosphere are just these colossal whiners who go into the fetal position when they receive the slightest bit of criticism from anybody

The weird thing about this to me is it suggests this person hasn't even cleaned their own house if they think this is a big mess.

maybe this is just the SharePoint team and we're on our way to a much brighter and more beautiful SharePointless future

If LeBron was born 3000 years ago we’d be studying poems about him in college

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

@bryguy.bsky.social am I correct in assuming you've already seen this?

No “kinda” about it

imagine a politician running an antisemitic campaign, and then YOU telling the Jewish people hurt by it that “well he’s running in a conservative state, so…”

It's insane that the campaign against El-Sayed is basically that he has some secret relationship with the people that the president's family has a secret relationship with.

One of my favorite bumper stickers is "do you follow Jesus this close?" and I kind of want an equivalent for making millimeter level inspections of sport by instant replay. Do you examine the morality of your actions this close?