Ryan McGarry

Just installed my 26-year-old copy of Word on a new desktop. I will never pay subscription fees for software I already paid for. I will go live in a shack in the woods first.

New: Trump called crypto "thin air." Last year, he reported $1.4 billion in income from it. Buyers of his crypto? They're an estimated $4.7 billion underwater. I made an 8-bit game out of it— 📈 Play as Trump: you cannot lose money. 📉 Play as an investor: you cannot win.

okay, the design of these posts!

Jean Chrétien had a message for 'our American friends' while speaking at the 9/11 commemoration. 'Canadians are tolerant and kind,' said the former PM in front of the U.S. ambassador. '[But] never mistake our tolerance for lack of determination. And never, never mistake our kindness for softness.'

🚨SEND PETE HOEKSTRA PACKING🚨 269,331. That’s the current number of Canadians who signed the petition to ask the Canadian government to denominate Pete Hoekstra persona non-grata in Canada. As Canadians, there are NO EXCUSES not to sign this petition RIGHT NOW 🔗 www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky

So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.

The Matrix (1999)

If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:

We’re not changing it.

The official House of Commons petition calling for US Ambassador Pete Hoesktra to be declared persona non grata and deported from Canadian soil has cracked a quarter of a million signatures: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

Seems relevant: Canada is creating jobs at a rate that is roughly 4x that in the United States.

EMERGENCY SHAKE-UP: Is there a new sheriff in town??

The Peri’s bubbin’, good deal!

S O O N (like, ~30 mins from now) www.404media.co/our-new-foia...

If you’re picking fights with Canadians, you don’t have a friend in the world.

Today taught us that Bluesky loves #cheetos, hates #WomenInSTEM

How about change your behaviour or you're fired?

postage stamp looking pretty good

Quebec transforming CLSCs to operate much like school boards montrealgazette.com/news/local-n...

BREAKING: KRISTI NOEM IS OUT AT DHS. TRUMP SAYS HE'S REPLACING HER WITH SEN. MARKWAYNE MULLIN.

Today is the rapture, after all.

Right-wingers are calling for my arrest. You know why? Because they know I’m the only candidate in my race who will actually stand up to ICE and Trump. And they’re right.

Four World Athletics 1500m titles for Faith Kipyegon! 📷Jane Monti for Race Results Weekly

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

Hankyoreh now has an official English translation of this editorial: english.hani.co.kr/arti/english...

A source close to the situation who was given anonymity to discuss the matter tells the Times “he is not dead.” Mr. Trump’s public absence is the result of his falling headfirst into an old timey well. The president’s tremendous size prevented his complete descent but also delayed extraction.

What an image (J. Scott Applewhite, AP)

US army rolling the red carpet to murderer’s plane. I will never forget this image.

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

🚨🚨🚨 Jeffrey Epstein during a 2010 deposition: Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of 18? A: Though l'd like to answer that question, at least today l'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir.

"hey guys! we're turning the opinion section into the propaganda section! Get right with that or get a new job!" - Adam O'Neal

Absolutely shocking behaviour from the #AIForGood conference organisers. They obviously wanted to avoid embarrassing prominent sponsors, but how can we make progress if scientists aren’t allowed to report their uncensored findings? It undermines the legitimacy of the whole event. #AIEthics

98% of the Trump existence includes one of the following: • "two weeks" • "like we've never seen before • "we'll see what happens" • "very few people know this" • having lunch or dinner • golf

We feed you. They hunt us.

Trump Revokes PBS Funding After Antique Grandfather Clock Receives Meager Appraisal theonion.com/trump-r...

My first day commuting home in the @oc-transpo.bsky.social #FewWaysToBus era and I'm calling an Uber. Off to a great start! #ottawa

complete batshit insanity

Nationwide Zoom Outage, everyone! 🥳

[____] A letter to Australian Sydney Morning Herald newspaper...

More in No, Other People: New poll: “America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.” • 80% of Americans agree • 20% disagree “I would be better off if I worked in a factory.” • 25% of Americans agree • 73% disagree • 2% currently work in a factory

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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker

roses are red, american taliban

I'm speaking for High Technology Cyber Investigation Association Ottawa tomorrow night, in case you want to join us! It's virtual, so you can join from anywhere! members.htcia.org/ev...