Jason

Just wait for the next season of Beast Games

When I say I love Cheesecake Factory, I mean this cat who was found malnourished and wandering through a Bay Area mall parking lot. Cheesecake Factory has since been rescued and nursed back to health. He's now healthy, vaxxed, & sweet, but still needs a loving home www.petfinder.com/cat/cheeseca...

I think this means I'm finally allowed to tell you I had the honor of contributing an essay to the booklet for Umbrella's new restoration of Roadgames (!)

"Somewhere, MrBeast is thinking how he can trick poor people into doing this..." #FizzVsGaming

I've just watched the second of the new MST3K episodes from @rifftrax.com and they've made me so happy. Everything about them is wonderful, really grateful they got together and made them.

Happy Monday! Have you got your bucket of filth? #mst3k

i don't give a rat's ass what matt yglesias has to say

I will never forget the day my parents took us to the Cheesecake Factory. The awe we felt when they ushered us past the velvet rope to our table, bedecked with cheesecakes of every description. The respect they showed us, despite our dirty coal miner’s fingers, despite not knowing how to use a fork

It's very funny that the media is bending over backwards to do a "liberals are elitist snobs" cycle and Trump is out here just going, "This word is very unfair to my supporters, the illiterate hog people"

Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

A weird number of obscenely rich guys spend basically every waking moment malding online. Think of all the experiences you could have! All the places you could see! Instead he sits there on his toilet tip tapping away.

Well lookie here, our second MST3K ep Deathsport is now available for sportin'! You always wanted to see David Carradine ride a motorcycle in a loincloth, right? Plus a vintage short about hygiene for teenage boys! Which clearly nobody in Deathsport ever saw. www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri...

Grab your loincloth and ride your death machine! MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments - Deathsport is here! www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri...

Watched this last night as a backer and it was absolutely hilarious. The boys are 2 for 2 with these new MST3Ks

Funny story: we interviewed Cynthia Rothrock for our show after I ran into her outside the local pet supply and blurted out “Would you be willing to appear on my podcast?” www.patreon.com/haveyouseent...

I'm a big fan of Scranton PA's own Cynthia Rothrock. Even when a movie she's in is dumb, she shines. And I think I came up with a good description of her default character: she's Bruce Lee crossed with Cindy Lauper.

However bad you think it is; it's worse. www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-sting-...

MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments ep. 2 is DEATHSPORT and it'll be available for purchase tomorrow, Friday Oct. 23! IF you're a Kickstarter backer, you (hopefully) just got it. Check your mail! Hope you enjoy.

It's NOT Halloween, but it IS our new RiffTrax! Offerings is here! rifftrax.com/offerings

watching STING OF DEATH from the new MST3K and I greatly underestimated the nostalgia pangs I’d get from hearing all my boys (and Mary Jo) back together

I hate the entire consumer-facing "A.i." industry so much. Just unrelenting, massive social damage and extraction. A deeply repugnant, immoral, anti-human business.

Confident in my ability to properly warfare, I take the field. I smile at my opponent. Morocco does not return the gesture. They'd be prettier if they did, I think. They open fire. The F-16-launched AGM-65 Maverick passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly.

Someone just left this sweet kitten on my doorstep, but I'm allergic! 😭 Does anyone in Brooklyn want to foster a kitten? Seems to be about 4 months old, clean and well-cared for, and very docile.

The first new episode, Sting of Death, is great. RiffTrax on its own is great. And like MST3K, they have a 24/7 Twitch channel (twitch.tv/rifftrax) Plus their YouTube channel has a lot of free full movies (youtube.com/playlist?lis...) 🪼🪼🪼🪼🪼🪼

Behind the scenes of the new MST3K episodes, from @variety.com variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Now that Sting of Death is here, so is the EXCELLENT poster by none other than @spacecoyote.com Check it and the episode out here: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-sting-...

"they asked for 3 concepts, I only really like 2 of them but the 3rd one is so obviously bad there's no way they will pick it" <---the first half of a cautionary tale I refuse to learn

everything else aside, just the most tv-brained people in the country. just a pack of dumbasses saying "you know who probably could help us fight good is the Big Men on tv"

the first new MST3K episode is out: "Sting of Death," with a poster I drew! I also designed and drew the frame they're using for all the posters www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-sting-...

The first brand-new MST3K episode STING OF DEATH is available right now, immediately, at once, other words to indicate that concept! If you missed it in movie theaters, now’s your chance. You can also order a package of this plus the three next eps in various formats, as they come out. Enjoy!

WE MADE A BANGER. WE BANGED! (thanks @nerdist.bsky.social)

FRIDAY!

We've (almost) got movie sign! MST3K: Sting of Death is coming to RiffTrax tomorrow! www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri...

@nerdist.bsky.social calls our return “another absolute banger.” 🤖 MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments kicks off tomorrow with Sting of Death. Read the full review: nerdist.com/article/mst3...

I'm increasingly frustrated that people who are anti-AI aren't being taken seriously, and taking a page out of my thoughts on why the anti-trans backlash got as far as it did I'm starting to think the anti-AI side isn't extreme enough.

More @mst3kofficial.bsky.social is coming on Friday and we're so excited we could sing! Pre-order the NEW episodes today: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri...

can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base

This is why I get pissed off when anyone accuses me of being an elitist when I say young people should go to college if they can. I say that because my dad was a local lineman and contractor who did heavy physical labor for years and has had chronic back pain since his early 30s

This is the weirdest movie that's (kind of????) about making movies that we've ever seen! Enjoy The Angry Breed, new RiffTrax! www.rifftrax.com/the-angry-br...

The BEST thing that true believers in AI could do is stop evangelizing to people, like me, who think it sucks. Do the hard, years-long work of detaching your beloved technology from the worst people in the world right now: shameless fascists driven by greed and domination. They’re YOUR partners.

I’m glad the USA built up the hugest, most destructive military apparatus in the history of the world so that this pathetic creep can use it to act out his deep psychosexual issues

Another neighbor foster will be at @pawschicago.bsky.social in the next few days, this tiny kitten is extra small, looks like Halloween and her name is Cappuccino. If you're in Chicago and looking for a tiny pal please keep an eye on their website

Just a little over ONE WEEK until the first RiffTrax Experiment hits RiffTrax dot com! You can pre-order them all right now: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri...

you are invited to her gallery opening

Some exciting personal news: All 3 books in my Sam the Spectator trilogy are now available as ebooks on my favorite online book joint, Bookshop dot org! YAY! bookshop.org/p/books/the-...