Alex

I told youse we should have had a Royal Commission of Enquiry into the Standard of the Shit we are Expected to believe. I fucking told youse. But we didn't, did we? And here we bloody are.

it’s too late I’ve already depicted you as the livid roadside vendor and myself as the unbothered and serene calcutta street cat

"But the preferred option comes with a price tag of more than half a billion." Oh no! We couldn't possibly run hourly trains between two of the North Island's three biggest cities for a price tag as steep as *checks notes* 1/7th the cost of a motorway to save a few minutes on the drive to Northland

Everyone running against Count Binface, ever:

Sigh

This isn't among the "top stories" at @nytimes.com and I'm not sure it's at the site at all.

Residuals. The gaming industry needs unions and residuals. Unions to protect workers rights Residuals that give all the artists and performers a tiny slice of the earnings when their works are sold, transferred, and licensed, and return their works to them when the studio is shuttered.

Was thrilled to join Posting Through It for a new installment on their great "Who the Hell is..." series. Got to talk about my least-liked substack influencer and how insane I've felt as more centrist pundits have helped promote his work

if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

@southstarbrew.bsky.social sitting here with Ian outside a tent and he tells me has a Mammoth and a Tusk by Roger Pink he's storing to share with you.

Folk festivaling for 3 days, please to be having the nonsense sorted when I return.

Might start calling chippy batman on account of his natural habitat is the cave

Seems to me that if you fancy yourself as being some sort of anti-elitist then having Daily Telegraph opinionists loudly praising you should cause a major bout of self reflection along the lines of 'am I a fucking idiot here'

I see Border Force have issued a formal response to Brian Tamaki...

We might laugh at this or stare at it in pure disbelief but yes, this is the reactionary mind on display here. The smartypants people calling me a witless ignoranus on social media are in fact a globe-bestriding tyrannical elite that must be destroyed. Like Godzilla, but worse.

Before DOGE, we produced metrics like this as part of US government—specifically USDA—data. Now you have to find someone online and hope you can trust their numbers.

Ok this is something that only I will care about but in the Sound of Music during that berry picking scene they said it was too early for blueberries but strawberries were fine which would make that scene around May WHICH WAS AFTER THE ANSCHLUSS IN MARCH 1938

Hipkins walks into custard pie. Never saw that happening.

Racist man who tells people to go back to their country, gets upset after being told to go back to his country 👍🏽

Absent any clarification about what kind of student, we must also assume they are a student of the mushroom

Here's another example for the record: from a 24/7 anti-woke guy much higher up the party list who, if all goes to plan, fancies himself as the next Minister for Media and Communication #nzpol bsky.app/profile/sean...

Weird that the Herald is still doing that mood of the boardroom thing when LinkedIn comments exist

Someone should tell elon to do a knight rider reboot where kitt is a cyber truck not because it wouldnt suck but because it would suck so hard

This is the guy who chickened out of fighting Mark Zuckerberg who had to build an entire digital social media platform to talk to girls.

I've just watched this in full and if I was Jack Ross, Nick Tenconi or Allan Nesbitt I'd be getting out of the country as quickly as possible and shutting the fuck up for ever because the UVF might genuinely try to kill all three of them. YOU TRIED TO ORGANISE A MURDER ON WHATSAPP!

I don't want to hear any whining about fixing certs from the information security types today. you chose to join the techno-priest caste, now shut up and perform the rites of exorcism

One of the really fascinating things about Charlie Kirk is that his own people’s response to his death was so nakedly opportunistic that it’s like oh, ok, this guy is fair game for literally anything, he’s an object, and now his soul is trapped inside Grok for eternity.

Appalling. Charlie Kirk must be rolling over and beating off in his grave.

As someone who needs a translator for whatever the tech people are talking about, this was quite helpful as an explanation

Yes!!!!!!!! Puberty blockers judicial review won by PATHA! www.courtsofnz.govt.nz/assets/cases...

Eat it, terfs www.courtsofnz.govt.nz/assets/cases...

"Don't leave the job half done, Stick to the plan - vote national" #nzpol

You joke but the polling’s been consistent: the state of men’s asses is a top-three issue in North Carolina.

AI VIDEO: [punk gang member from Death Wish 3 rips the spine out of a cop like The Predator in a depiction of Brooklyn from the 1970s] ahahahahaha 65+ VOTER: oh my god…