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Wait, is it called Easter Island because it's East-er than all the other islands?

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

Thanks to Katie Carr on Threads, I just learned: in 1996, the cast of the newly-launched “Star Trek: Voyager” got together to do a feature for Parade magazine about the power of late-’90s technology. Behold its fabulously unhinged glory. 1/

Genie: *has been asleep for 6,000 years* *is learning English on the fly* *has never seen a computer* I will grant your wish for one million Bitcoins, oh Master! Genie: *starts putting teeth marks into pennies* Seems like the kind of shit I always get in trouble for, though.

gets incredible air here

Cartoon: But first I decided to buy some donuts.

Papa Stronsay finna schism

Thomas Pynchon Spotted For First Time In Years In Instagram Reels Comment Section

Is your gyre widening? Answer these 5 questions to find out

Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again

COMIC: A productive life...

Story idea: A man is stranded on backroads in a blizzard, and is able to survive for days on end by living in his SUV, subsisting on the spilled cheerios and Goldfish he finds in the cushions of his toddler's car seat.

Tolkien: well well well Tolkien: now look who's laughing! Tolkien: hmm hey clive CS Lewis: what Tolkien: remind me, has the archbishop of whatever ever quoted aslan? Lewis: Tolkien: i'm sorry i can't hear you Tolkien: what was that again? Lewis: no Tolkien: ha ha that's what i thought!

Costco was very busy today. Yet it was readily apparent that, by extraordinary coincidence, I was the only person in the entire store who had ever before been out in public.

East Liberty. 5700 Penn Ave - Whole Foods. Caller says that they are alarmed by a guy walking around with a sword. PD said they know about the guy and that is just what he does

Quentin Tarantino came on the heels of many great directors before him

samuel beckett was born on this day 120 years ago. astonishing to think that if he had survived, and could run 100m in 9.57 seconds, he would be not only the oldest but also the fastest man in the world - together with his nobel prize for literature, an astonishing trifecta

"Nathan is the owner and future wearer of a pair of pants that seems to have already killed once..." --Thomas Ligotti, Notes on the Writing if Horror: A Story

Feb 22nd - Happy Birthday to this legend! 📽️📅 Hot Fuzz (2007)

Take control of your mind. Start thinking for free! See and read the full comic on penny-arcade.com ! #AISlop #WriteForFree #ThinkForYourself #AIisAGrift #comedy #foryou

Fellow writers: I am deeply saddened to share that if we want the rewards of having written, we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of writing

And you may saye to yourselfe These are not my lone and level sandes And you may saye to yourselfe These are not my vast and trunklesse legges of stone

Protaginist: How long before you can synthesize an anti-venom? Scientist: I'm a fucking meteorologist. Protagonist: ... Scientist: ... Protagonist: ... Scientist: ... Protagonist: ... Scientist: 24 hours.

Happy birthday to the great Thelma!

Harriet Walter showing up on a Poirot: It's a dream fulfilled.

To everyone in my time zone. Everyone else, play this tomorrow. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzcU...

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

As you may know, I have stopped using Twitter, and have decided to reproduce some of my more memorable threads here for posterity. Here’s one I hold wrote after a particularly engaging swordfighting lesson. Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa! [BIG ASS THREAD]

Hey sorry, I can't come in for my shift today, there were some omens. Yeah, like signs and portents. What? Of course they were fell, I wouldn't be calling out otherwise.

Higgledy piggledy Timothée Chalamet Has a name meriting Endless design Much like his forerunner Benedict Cumberbatch: Hexasyllabically, Easy to rhyme

You could rewrite the fairy tale so that every time the guy asks, the lady says, "Actually, if I untie the ribbon, my whole-ass head falls off and rolls away, and I die," and the rest of it would play out exactly the same.

treat yo self!!!

Out here trying to attract a Great White by chumming the water with mortadella and cornichons. Y'know...sharkuterie.

Stockard Channing Tatum O'Neal Patrick Harrison Ford Maddox Ford Mustang Sally Field of Dreams

Search For Self Called Off After 38 Years theonion.com/search-...

"The bar was walked into by the passive voice."

Many if not most "this needs a series comma" examples need something other than a series comma, but this one's totally 👨🏼‍🍳💋.