Sonya

Pump this into my veins.

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I mean, at this point the White House is just a cesspool.

How the hell can he stand there and say that with a straight face and not a modicum of shame.

wait wait wait. the Republican ratfucking dad and son are named "Tommy and Timmy Teepell." are you fuggin kidding me with this shit

When I say I don't understand the economy I'm saying I don't understand why there's always infinity dollars available to burn when rich people have a chance to do something stupid and racist

Trump declared that Russia “has been fine on Ukraine” and “hasn’t been doing much.” Hours earlier, a Russian drone struck a park, killing a 1-year-old girl in her stroller and her mother.

The Gulf of MEXICO.

Yes, who can forget the violent Reign of Terror (September 5, 1793 – July 27, 1794) in France, which was famously conducted by unassimilated people from third-world countries? [Checks actual history.] Oh, wait. They were French. Yale owes the world an apology for this idiot.

I strongly condemn the unwashed laundry in my laundry basket. I strongly condemn the soup stain on the kitchen floor. I strongly condemn the dirty dishes... Weird. It didn't get those chores done. Condemning shit is not action. It achieves *nothing*. It's a meaningless substitute for action.

Tommy got his ass handed to him

NEW: The leader of the UK Liberal Democrats, Sir Ed Davey:

Sad. But at least she can go back to not being a lawyer.

"Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over men; rather, she is to remain quiet." 1 Timothy 2:11–12

Boycott Metallica.

This effing guy. What an utter loser.

He's with the Angles now

Start the clocks

She’s the human equivalent of a Fox News chyron with a concussion.

This poster was due to go up in Dublin - but it was refused by some advertisers as it’s too “politically sensitive”. We may have been censored. We won’t be silenced. Repost this, send it around & spread the word. Go to aodhan.ie/act to sign our petition to SCRAP the EU-Israel trade agreement.

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

Girl, that's the truth.

Of course he will.

The man with artificial hair, teeth, doctor’s reports, lifts in his shoes, scalp reduction surgery, a girdle, and a painted orange face claims we’re his enemy if we use the word “artificial.”

Saying Trump has been passed over for a Nobel Peace Prize is like saying I've been passed over for the papacy.

Dear American, There is plenty of AC in Europe. I don't live in an area that warrants it. I have a weekly garbage collection for waste, glass & recycling. My fridge has an ice maker (cubed & crushed). I also have a dryer. Yours sincerely, 21st Century European.

There it is

A tough day at the Axios HR department

We need to get these fuckin pestacles banned in Ireland.

No amount of propaganda can make people believe That a lifeless dead zone for nature can ever pass as a real living forest of bio diversity and eco system abundance Though I know some people who think these are actually forests

What on earth is happening with Americans? What in the holy hell is actually wrong with them?

Applying for secondary schools. Stressed out of my mind.

Far from taking pride in it, the men who killed this magnificent animal should be deeply ashamed. That swift, sleek, wonderful monster, flashing with holographic colours, reduced to a dead black lump. www.devonlive.com/news/devon-n...

Omg lol.

Next week he will scatter coins to the peasant children as his coach travels through the town.

I didnt know it gets funnier than a whole ass United States Senator accusing a man of being at a Hawks game in ATL when he was at a Hawkeyes game in MD, BUT... He let every media outlet know he had a big moment coming so they all saw him clown himself and watched Amy Klobuchar clean up the pieces.

I don't want to hear about the football. I don't want to see the football. Screw every single coward playing this match. Screw the FAI, and quite frankly, go f€&k yourself Israel.

The Chinese Communist Party got access to sensitive components of U.S. F-35 stealth fighters. The U.S. got 2 pandas.

Micheál Martin applauded at the UN, condemning what’s happening in Gaza/West Bank “Nobody will be able to say that we did not know. Let it not be said that we did not act.’ Meanwhile his Gov has refused visas to fully funded students from Gaza. Talking out of both sides of his mouth

Why is the FAI worried about an unknown, likely exaggerated, punishment from UEFA for doing the right thing and yet the Israeli FA can throw out lies, insults and threats with no consequences? It is unthinkable that Ireland fulfils these games, the FAI must boycott, it's not too late #StopTheGames

It's so fucking depressing and humiliating to beg and beg and beg for our country to do the right thing JUST ONCE, despite it clearly being something the vast majority of Irish people support. But no - the small people clinging to the levers of power will go their own way, to our eternal shame.

Guys if you’re worried about €60,000 of greyhound industry fraud, I’ve got some bad news about the €20,0000,000 in taxpayer subsidies

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Ireland’s Classic Hits radio station is boycotting Ed Sheeran’s music as well. Also worth noting once again our national TV broadcaster is not broadcasting Eurovision next year because of Israel. If you think the Irish acts and Ireland’s stance is too much then you don’t understand our history 🧵

Dude. There is not a violin tiny enough.

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank