John-Paul Upton

The team that decides a game is extremely important is usually going to beat a team that decides it's not as important. And I'm NOT ripping the Rams for this approach. They might benefit from this in Weeks 2 and beyond. But the 49ers are backing up the prep work.

Atlanta’s arena for the Finals is still listed as TBD

In just their second season, the Valkyries are headed to the Finals ⚔️ They defeated the Aces 3-0 in the Semifinals to become the fastest expansion team in league history to compete for a title. #WNBASeason30

The moment they clinched

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

Hey Manchester City Football Club: 👇🏻

COVENTRY CITY'S FIRST PL GOAL IN 25 YEARS 😱 Jay Dasilva has the Sky Blues' first Premier League goal since May 5, 2001 🩵

A skydiver's odds of landing near an angry red kangaroo are slim, but in Australia's outback, never quite zero.

Ridley Scott on the set of ALIEN

My Onion horoscope this month is too real.

"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad"

The Giants are now 773-1 when leading by 6+ runs in the 9th inning.

Time once again for one of the canonical soccer Twitter post

Same pal, same.

Tarantino's PULP FICTION (1994) meets Edward Hopper's ‘Nighthawks’ (1942).

The ghost of my dead plant watching me go to Lowe's gardening section

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🚨 WORLD CUP SCORIGAMI 🚨 FINAL: France 🇫🇷 (4), England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (6) 6–4 has NEVER happened in men's World Cup history (1930–present).

My prediction is that Argentina strikes first and then it takes roughly 70 percent of the game for England to assemble a task force to respond but then they win it pretty easily after that

Bluesky during England-Argentina

FINAL! SF City FC with the 1-0 win against Project 510. Defeating the team that handed them their only loss of the season. City are your Norcal Division Champions for the first time in club history! A great day for the club and its supporters! #ComeonCity #RollFog

i think maybe he has to be at a smaller country for it to work. we've seen at club level that "totally dominant team also has viking cheat code upfront" doesn't move people lol. if haaland were french it'd feel obscene.

Have tried to distill the second half into one image

Reports trickling in from first responders in D.C. that the Pentagon across the Potomac has been severely damaged. The National Mall is on fire, though that's an upgrade with the recent state of the Reflecting Pool. Nimziki is said to be deploying the National Guard to patrol the grounds.

Dodger Stadium is burning in Chavez Ravine. The team was scheduled to play the Padres in San Diego this evening, but Acting MLB Commissioner Bud Selig has postponed all games indefinitely. The Dodgers can't defer salary to escape this mess.

Asteroid Threat xkcd.com/3265/

senegal are just a better football team than belgium. morocco were just better than netherlands. stop doing analysis from a map.

Enjoy the Rave cover of AFTER REVIEW PARAGUAY 🇵🇾 NUMBER 10 COVERED HUS MOUTH DECISION IS RED CARD www.instagram.com/reel/DZ7LYZ8...

Sorry been busy drawing has anything else happened

these assholes didn't deserve this many words written about them

wait is this real

craaapp

i'm starting to wonder if this isn't the Giants' season

Brain damage makes you MAGA, aka the Fetterman arc

Hooray, our World Cup 2026 Wall Chart is FINISHED 🥳 It's our biggest wall chart ever, an A1-sized shambles sullied by SIXTY wonky doodles. Dunno if competitions fly on Bluesky, but if you share this we'll send a couple of freebies out to some (un)lucky RTers x 🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/wor...

This Weeks Onion Magazine: You’re Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic

"Pinkatron, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so, Brainacron. But if you fill up on all of Cybertron's moons, you'll RUIN your dinner. NARF!!"

new sports graphic alert

Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children https://theonion.com/ashamed-meta-employee-just-tells-everyone-he-works-as-g-1851012454/

Coventry City are promoted back to the Premier League after a 25-year absence. Just eight years after being in English football's fourth tier, their rise through the pyramid is complete. Frank Lampard's side drew 1-1 with Blackburn Rovers to secure their return for the first time since 2001.

I was formatting one of the articles in the "War Stories" TF zine I'm working on and Red Dwarf was mentioned then before I knew it...this happened. #art