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I’ve been to the wax museum a brazilian times.

Every city above a certain size should have a night mayor as well as a day mayor, it's ok if the two mayors do not see eye to eye, that just adds to the excitement

Unconscionable to be on “X” at this point. Just a cesspit. Except for banking; I do my banking there & don’t see a problem.

do you denounce the sultans of swing

fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood

damn they really just did all that to women back in the day huh? hmm? oh, they're- they're still...? oh

GIVE ILHAN OMAR A GUNDAM

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse

Some doodles from this night. Pretty happy with this looser approach.

*on walkie talkie* toblerone to toblertwo, come in toblertwo wife: *from the couch* I’m not fucking doing that

I saw Digger, it’s phenomenal, see it in the theatre

Boy bands are such a weird concept it seems like something that a medieval king with late stage syphilis would do “Bring me four to five of your most beautiful boys, they will sing sweet songs and dance in unison for me”

If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.

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"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"

With great Powerade™ comes great Responsibilitade™

Just passing along this PSA beige.party/@Anomnomnoma...

Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on

The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

Is your GTM strategy ready for the Herald of the End? Accelerating delivery by breaking the locks on the Final Door Podcast Ep. 26: Which harnesses best please the Unmaker?

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

formaldehyde mcconnell

Milk Cyclops

Picking one lucky follower to go fuck themselves.

“why are all the ai ceos all of a sudden saying this weird thing?” burning man was last week and this may actually just be the explanation

Probably fine that economic growth is largely dependent on two companies that make computer viruses that speak English

People will really be like "But he deserves those billions, he had an IDEA!" and the idea was always "I'd like to make billions of dollars."

remember: the easiest way to solve your problems is weed. the second easiest way is violence

Tiny Tim was no angel

“what if — stay with me here — what if tiny tim was a real asshole”

bare force one