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Please let me speak to the people, Piccolo. They need to hear this.

Okay, this is literally Stockholm Syndrome

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Related: I’m still looking for leads and help on jobs, fellowships, and freelance contracts on drones, GIS, aid, disaster, OSINT, tech ethics, and journalism. I simply will not work for evil people and/or weapons manufacturers, which is also why I haven’t had paying work since Trump 2.0 began.

I know there's a lot going on but I feel it should probably be more of an above-the-fold story that members of Congress released a thoroughly documented report directly accusing the president of the United States of being a serial rapist.

*MICROSOFT TO OFFER BUYOUTS TO 60,000 WORKERS IN LATEST COST CUT 27% of its workforce!!!!!

“protein enriched chocolate chip cookie” is kinda the perfect synthesis of the conflicting american male desires to be a spartan warrior and also five years old

Public NASA town hall today at 2pm Eastern. 🧪🔭 science.nasa.gov/directorates... Here are the public questions posted before the town hall:

Thirty years ago I was on a high-volume high-aggro mailing list, and when someone lost it like this the tradition was for someone to take the text of the message, alphabetize it, paste it into a reply, and say “these words didn’t appear to be in any particular order so I alphabetized them for you”

Dark Messiah: Community Edition is now available for wishlist on Steam. - new game modes (NG+, co-op, trials) - new mechanics (sliding, relics, spells, weapons, transformations) - updated Source engine (Linux, Win64, CSM) - achievements, cloud saves, workshop, controller support

This Israeli elections explainer is a real public service. Here's what I think is the crux of it to entice you to read the whole thing...

BRAZIL'S LULA: WE NEED TO REGULATE DIGITAL PLATFORMS

🏆🏆 BRASIL NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO!!

Oh so a country *can* choose not to make the same mistake twice

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

The Cheesecake Factory “controversy” is nice because it’s a rerun of the exact kind of stupid shit we had to sit through every day of the Obama administration. Now Zoomers don’t have to feel left out of having their own Obama “controversy” to reference.

r/opensource is banning all mention of projects that use AI. let’s dive in and see what else they are banning. …ah. www.reddit.com/r/opensource...

marine corps boards crossing out their instructions "expel trans marines" and writing in "we keep this trans marine" is, frankly, a great example of what it means that a society is more than just its government

I would eat so many hotdogs. I would die.

look it's time that we face facts: being president makes you gay. the only way to survive the enormous pressures of running the free world is homosexuality.

A large legislature is a polite legislature

Got sad for a minute. But then I remembered all the fine people at Yum! Brands working hard every day to bring me new flavor experiences

ARCHIE: We should flood the earth! MAXIE: No, we should drain the oceans! GIOVANNI: Gentlemen, please. Surely either plan can secure us a prince's ransom. ARCHIE: Wait, you think we ain't for real? MAXIE: Bro, I deadass think he think we playing. ARCHIE: Fuck off to Kanto, you dirty Italian.

New: White House attorneys are evaluating whether to issue mass pardons to junior staffers. https://www.washingtonsun.com/whitehouse/white-house-weighing-mass-pardons-for-junior-staff

mood. 🪶

People’s grandmas are about to get turboscammed

Elon Musk is spending hundreds of millions to elect Republicans, an unprecedentedly huge amount from one person, and it’s a lot less than the value of contracts his companies got from this government he paid to elect and worked in. Many reports say “his own money,” few note unprecedentedly corrupt.

Being a video game writer has to be hell. >write asshole character called "Jimmy the Asshole" >be bombarded with complaints that Jimmy's an asshole >legions of tumblrites that inexplicably want to fuck him >republicans unironically admire him >800,000 downloads for BIG TITTY ANIME JIMMY on Nexus

a 25 year old could not comprehend how bad the dining options were in the median American town in 1996

tbf this goes hard as a california-toronto geography joke

sit back and listen when an expert is speaking

Do you know how much better food has become in the last thirty years, like, everywhere? It’s crazy. Drinking too.

SW friends, OnlyFans and Fansly profile links should work now! Refresh or force-quit and reopen your app a couple times so you get the update