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My god he even has the facial hair of a 19th Century municipal socialist.

My child is... composed of atoms and molecules... largely carbon-based... and... a pleasure to have in class. NAILED IT.

spare a thought for a millennial about to move back in with his dad

I'm posting this again, because I like it VERY much.

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

a green new deal president and they redecorate the white house like rainforest cafe

I thought this said 24/7 blood response and a great fear washed over me

“Help me Nat, why can’t we get enough of those strangely hot Skarsgård boys????” Me: *gestures with my free hand*

Sorry man this guy’s gotta lose I don’t care who the fuck he’s running against. If these loudly anti-trans Dems don’t lose, it’s going to take us thirty years to get back the rights we’ve lost in the past five.

After Richard Stanley was fired from Island of Dr Moreau he went through makeup and spent the rest of the filming dressed as one of the animal people so he could watch the production implode without him, get paid, and smoke the other extras out in the woods

Dems don't need to win every toss up Senate race. Just saying.

oh to be the carefree frog among her lily pads

[flustered costanza voice] george is walkin' away from omelas!!!

Frodo wake up hour

Visiting Elizabeth Holmes in prison to ask what her Aella number is

Most governments in the Great Lakes Caliphate are bourgeois and goated

Calligraphy on truck

"Were the ancient Egyptians furries" is one of those meme questions where the answer is obviously no, but there are a lot of interesting parallels between pharonic religious art and modern aspects of furry culture you can draw.

LIKE TO CHARGE REPOST TO CAST

Thank you to the driver of this Ford Explorer for making my day.

"So the guy called himself a king" *muffled gasps from the panel* "and he sent thousands of soldiers to quarter in my city" *Washington audibly whispers "what the f-"* "and so we, like, formed this system where we'd call up people within a minute or two if they showed up" Paul Revere: hell yes

The worst part of this is that Hitler's ghost is now on the loose.

wait a democrat is polling +3 in montana’s congressional race and he is a smokejumper that looks like this? why has no one told the thirsty masses?

This! Our university is having a second consecutive year of cuts and layoffs, in a democratic supermajority state where there was zero interest in providing party funding for us even in comparison with the other state universities in Illinois. Research funding has cratered. The Democrats shrug.

Not for nothing but PBS does election night coverage and we work really really really hard on it. Union shop as well!

A playground in Kansas reluctantly acknowledges the metric system.

Some of BioWare's best work comes from people who wrote codex entries and npc barks. There's a goddamn reason my friends and I parrot the chant of light and other thedosian works back and forth to each other. Masterful shit.

You are laughing? Bolsonaro is forcefeming his chud supporters and you’re laughing?

Perhaps Ohio doesn't want to exist anymore.

Was inspired to make this in simple planes and it's worryingly competent...

Absolutely. And also banning the act of making the envelope look like something the government would send me.

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

Wish someone would release patches for my vulnerabilities

It’s pretty wild how American white evangelical Christianity is almost literally the worship of biblical evil.

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Druid Loving This Cloak Weather https://theonion.com/druid-loving-this-cloak-weather/