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It's important for the Democrats to win up and down the ballot everywhere for many reasons, democracy is at stake. But for me the big reason is to make this schmuck eat shit, and waste his money for nothing. Like he did in Wisconsin last year.

I'm nowhere near CA as a voter (live like 38 states away), but just trying to do my part to spread the word.

❗❗❗Mark Zuckerberg's meta just suspended the No Kings Instagram account. I just rushed back from my local No Kings to jump on this. Bottom line, would be helpful for all pro-No Kings folks to elevate the issue and help us get the word out about No Kings today. The Nerd Reich strikes again.

This carved stone translates into something like “who couldn’t be happy when they see this tree,” which, yeah

Trump is turning into a centaur. Look at the hindquarters on this thing. (Alex Wroblewski/AFP via Getty)

Pole dancing is quite invigorating.

If you're not already following @bodegacats.bsky.social, I must simply ask "why the hell not?!", for where else are you going to get to gaze upon THIS MAGNIFICENCE?!?!?!

I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president

Just a random note: You will never be disappointed with your choice to follow bsky.app/profile/artb... Just really good, funny, sometimes amazing match-ups between art and sports.

::wild applause::

Hell, I'd PAY for this coaching gig...

Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life

Oh, that's just nicely done.

#NoTabPete

my 5yo said she was making a sign for her fort and I was expecting like "no boys allowed" or whatever, but in fact it said:

All crew, Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu Worf

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

Why isn't there someone at the Strait with a webcam at each end, literally showing what's coming through (and what isn't)? Like, seriously -- I am surprised no one has set it up, whether officially or otherwise.

This x 1000000000.

I check Facebook 1-2x a month for family stuff. Turns out a few days ago my dad made a long post begging for understanding about trans people by his fellow boomers. Last paragraphs are below. Dad doesn’t always get it 100% right. He doesn’t need to. He loves and defends me; that’s all that matters

I would lay down in traffic for this tiny kitteh, I am just sayin'...

Ain't that the fucking truth.

this name shit would be the perfect time for obama and/or mamdani to do a hit for el-sayed. "we've heard a lot of people attacking dr el-sayed over his name. well, for eight years they called me PRESIDENT hussein obama. and i'm MAYOR mamdani. so maybe its time for SENATOR el-sayed."

Don’t judge yourself. That’s your cat’s job.

MMMBop.

Oh, so the suspect was a white guy then.

Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

Cartoonists Are The Only Real Journalists Left In The USA.

Platner is a fucking asshole. Fuck that dickwad a 1000 times in a 1000 different ways. Fuck him. He's willing to screw this entire country & all its peeps over because he got caught being a rapist Nazi fuck. That's it. That's it. That's the skeet. Thanks for coming for my Ted Talk. #FuckThatGuy

A friend of mine found these three kittens behind a Bay Area gas station. They are tame, vaccinated, and incredibly affectionate. Unfortunately, she's unable to keep them and I'm trying to find them a home. They are at risk of going to a shelter. Bay Area people, are you open to adopting?

Normalize throwing a like on literally any skeet that brings you an ounce of happiness in this world (disregarding AI slop & other such shit, of course)... Someone posted a cute dog/cat/ferret/sugar-glider/owl/whatever pic? SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON. Seriously -- we all, every one of us, need it. 💜

the reason dsa candidates are winning is because theyre saying theyll do actual things to make peoples lives better and identifying billionaires as an obstacle to those things, its not super complicated or anything

Perfection. No notes. Just chef's kiss perfection.

This is the best page to come into my world in quite some time, I must say. 😍

Utter perfection.

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

Trans folks should be able to just live their fucking lives like anyone else. That's it. That's the tweet. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

We only rate dogs. This is a precious little seal. She is laying on the beach and everything. Please be more respectful of our craft, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (IG: jaynjoyyy)

I'd be down for it.

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...

Well said.

I know the rule.

We need a labeler here that lets everyone know. ACTUALLY WENT TO THE 2026 WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER