Stranger In The Alps

Years Of Learning To Love Self Undone By Single Glimpse Of Body In Self-Checkout Camera https://theonion.com/years-of-learning-to-love-self-undone-by-single-glimpse-of-body-in-self-checkout-camera/

Figure of a Child Seated atop a Pig, 2nd–1st B.C, 📸 by @tomnweston

Lula Goes HARD

Cats plotting my murder now that they got their gigantic tower

Jose with the knee slide like he’s the one who scored 😂😂

beautiful moment in Wawa today… older dude, probably 70-75, wearing a sharp tan suit with a crisp colorful button-up underneath, waiting in line with a coffee young guy, probably 20-25, walks up and taps him on the shoulder “yo, you look fresh as hell, man” old dude might still be beaming

J.J. McCarthy with an absolute dime deep out. I did not know he could do that

A classic line

Californians hate cars the way Larry Kudlow hates cocaine

Ezra Klein and Matt Yglesias should have to fight to the death to decide who gets to do this shtick for MAGA.

is not Possession the whole of the law?

It’s a beautiful night for LED headlights

Still New Bedford is a queer place.

[flustered costanza voice] george is walkin' away from omelas!!!

NC-17 punt commentary in LSU - Auburn for Hudson Kaak's 69 yard punt

Wisconsin is one of two states I've lived in whose insularity leads to the kind of evolutionary cultural craziness you find in animals in the Galapagos or language in isolated settlements. This is what hath been wrought in the name of sausage

In the Docky Wocky!

Convening a focus group of 30 people who have no idea what's going on and no expertise on basically any topic and just turning them loose. "Fuck me up," I tell them. "Just give me all the dumbest stuff you've got."

Read a post talking about Ethan Klein having an orgasm

The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

There is no reforming this. Everyone involved must be permanently removed from civic life.

“A 79-year-old CO pastor who lost 35 pounds and the strength to walk after 13 months in immigration detention has been released by order of a federal magistrate judge. The government ignored requests for a wheelchair. Instead, 3 other detainees carried Rev. Edward Nalwamba to a waiting vehicle.”

MattY is incredible because this a worse response than any of us could fabricate while making fun of his dumb ass.

again: This man doesn't wash his hands after he takes a shit

Lollllll loser shit

me watching the Sixers game

A story on a night that it’s hard to believe happened: LeBron James and Jaylen Brown playing in Philadelphia (for the Sixers), a gross half followed by a euphoric half, another masterful halftime adjustment, a 29-point comeback complete. Read this one: www.phillyvoice.com/sixers-vs-ca...

I think the world needs to know that King Arthur Flour has a recipe up for a gigantic homemade Brown Sugar Pop Tart. You're welcome. www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/gian...

Oct. 21, 1992 BEVERLY HILLS 90210 3x11 - "A Presumption of Innocence" (A)Troubled underclassman Sue accuses teacher Gil Meyers of sexual assault. The gang join in to try and get to the bottom of the investigation. (B)Brandon is scared to dance and it's pissing off his girlfriend

pon farr compilation

He’s only 38. It’s still possible. bsky.app/profile/stra...

It's because the Republican platform is simple: They want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it.

there’s a ton of important detail in this first interview of Ilhan Omar since the homeland security raid on her house, including something she says almost in passing—she and her family have to move now, because her address was made public, and they receive too many death threats to stay there now

this is an insane way to frame this attempted murder. i hope that chud rots

Damn PHP

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo