Susan Begg

New ear worm has dropped

Do you want to hazard a guess at what this “jaw-dropping” list of freebies included? What luxuries asylum seekers might be being given “for free” in Thetford? Xboxes? Plasma TVs? iPhones? Ferraris? Let's take a look👀 🧵 1/22

Women are statistically more likely to be sexually assaulted by a family member in their own home or a colleague in the workplace then by a trans woman in a women's bathroom. I wish we could all try harder to change men's attitudes rather than the law relating to toilets.

I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭 Low T Pete will never live this down.

Trafalgar Square’s tree this Christmas.

Me pretending to injure myself at work so they'll send me home.

we’ll never forget you neil fargo

well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.

So we had Reform, then Restore, perhaps we'll next get Reflect, then Regret, then Remorse, then finally, Repent. We can only hope.

Yesterday I repeatedly said I was the most attacked MP in the UK. Which is true if you don't count the two who were killed, or those attacked with a sword or who had their offices set on fire and if you only count 'attacks' with milkshakes or eggs.

The subtitles on all the World Cup football games on the BBC are shown OVER the info at the top of the screen.So,if you are deaf, you can't see the score or how long they have been playing. It's annoying.

Repost from 4th August 2024.

Sorry to hear about Jeff Bezos's rocket exploding prematurely. A good technique to prevent that from happening is to try thinking about something you find totally unarousing or even repulsive, like giving workers a living wage or paying a fair share of taxes.

Most of pet ownership is saying “I know” and cleaning up sick.

BEWARE OF LOG

I'm sorry I said you weren't very scary.

Saw this and thought of you @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social

‘In the days​ of disco and Aramis 900, when the relationship between entitlement and sleaze could still seem novel, Prince Andrew came across like the more relatable sort of wanker, high on royal privilege but in touch with the inner life of the standard British male.’

Not a single US newspaper will publish this photo. No news channel will broadcast it. The graves are being prepared for more than 80 young children killed in the US/Israeli strike on the school in Minab, Iran on Saturday. (📸 Middle East Observer)

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

'Share' if you agree!

Still time to enter this. I'll choose and announce the winners early afternoon tomorrow (Sunday) and post the books and hares on Monday. The hares work well as bookmarks but you might decide they're a bit too nice for that. They're originals, not "copies". Linocut by my mum, Jo, on v nice paper.

Stole this one ‘cause it’s good.

She seems nice

Which one is more English?

THIS IS SO GOOD

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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

New weekend read is out. Subscribers - free or paid - always welcome. aqyoung61.substack.com/p/a-mystery-...

i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is

As #totp gets rudely interrupted by the Proms, why not put this excellent song on loop to fill the gap inatead. I done the video

Timeline cleanse

Anti-migrant is just another name for racist. bsky.app/profile/theg...

There’s so much detail in every one. And if that wasn’t enough, an extra special, very limited edition was also coloured by Kirsty. Not just coloured in, though, it was hand painted. There will be another edition, soon. Follow us for more updates. We’re cut.fromtheland on Insta.

Another market, another disastrously bad day. Head over to our website and see if you like the look of what we’re doing. www.cutfromtheland.co.uk/products

I believe this to be an excellent #shitbirdphoto @wulfhelm.bsky.social with a castle thrown in

I seem to have upset the Nigel Farage fan club - so let me be clear. This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. Repost if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.

This, from @bearlypolitics.co.uk yet again says it all. It’s doubling down, it’s punching down and it was never funny. You’ve just made a less powerful person feel smaller. What you can’t see is that the joke is ultimately on you open.substack.com/pub/iratusur...

Always repost

For anyone in the UK, If you text ‘SHOUT’ to 85258 when you are in a dark place or suicidal, a trained crisis volunteer will text you back. This is great If you find talking on the phone challenging. It’s completely free 24/7. Please Repost, you never know who might need this support

Happy Thanksgiving, America. No need to pardon another turkey, you pretty much covered that on November 5th.

when your nan knows you’re lying

I’m not saying my dog is horrible but We Rate Dogs scored her 9/10.