Will (Stand On Guard) Hutchings🫐

And so the fact that if we accidentally bump in each other in line for the checkout and apologize, Americans have this cliched impression of Canadians as "nice to a fault" when the reality is we can be meaner than anyone when the time calls for it.

I was at a comic show on the weekend and next to me was this woman who was Facetiming her husband who was in the US while she looked for comics for him. How do I know they were from the US? Because they were both REALLY loud and I could hear every intimate detail. Zero public respect for others.

I was watching video clips of Americans talking about experiencing Canadians regularly saying "I'm sorry" and it struck me what the actual disconnect is. So many Americans see it as Canadians prostrating themselves, but really it's a cultural attitude of collective respect.

Someone should ask him who invented the numerals he uses to count tapeworms in his sewage milk.

Well. There's a HUGE one for those "Ways the world is better than the past" prompts. 🙏

Bluesky has five kinds of users.

Trump must be the last person in America who actually cares what Bill Maher thinks.

"They invented zero." "Yeah, like I said, they didn't invent anything." "No, you moron, they invented the *number* zero. And the other numerals. And more than a few mathematical formulas."

If she used AI then so do I on a regular basis by doing basic ass shit like auto-noise reduction and magic mask rotoscoping, and I would hope anyone who follows me by this point knows how much I loathe generative AI and think it needs to be destroyed.

And because we live in the dumbest timeline, Resolve has taken so many functions that have been around forever and if it contains any type of local clip analysis and ML then it's renamed as an "AI tool" to make it sound like it's "from the future!"

I dug into this and it's not Generative AI. It's plug-in tools built into DaVinci Resolve to do artificial depth of field and parallaxing on images. This is stuff docs have been doing for decades and has since been more simplified with pre-built tools.

It's a key part of conservative ideology: "I have no obligations to you and I can treat you however I like, but you are required to love me."

"There are three types of Bluesky user" ok but I saw this in somebody's replies and this is legitimately the three types of Bluesky user

B.C. Conservatives celebrate election win by burning down old growth forest

their relationship began when she started cheating on her second husband with sean. he told his priest he wanted to marry his mistress, priest said no way, so he left the church. but sure. “faith and family” as the foundation. 👍

What an absolute waste of sperm this guy was.

My Peggy died in my arms about an hour ago. She wasn’t having a good day and I planned to bring her to the vet tomorrow. But she decided to go tonight, at home, on her own terms.

Happy sports equinox day! Today is the only day this year that you can (try to) watch an NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL and WNBA game at the exact same time, or as I call it: The Sickos Challenge.

Included in blunders are Jonah as a sidekick (one of the best characters in the series) and the 2013 reboot (one of the best games in the series) Not listed as blunders -- spending a decade being advertised on the covers of magazines like FHM and Maxim as a digital pinup model.

This video's ending is just perfect.

NEW VIDEO! If Republicans Said the Quiet Parts Loud About the Midterms youtu.be/5-gA8CkIW6k

On a surface level at least, it seems like every boneheaded decision to come from Dem leadership over the past few months has come shortly after new polls showing them likely to trounce the Republicans in the Mid Terms. It's like the party is desperately *trying* to lose.

This is one of the more depressing things I've ever read. A 61 year old woman living on an isolated peninsula in the US that requires traveling through Canada to get anywhere was too afraid to seek medical care and died because she was afraid of being detained. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I generally do not like to acknowledge this, but I feel the need to state that this is satire. For the love of God please do not test this one.

Calling a snap election when you don't need to do so for another two years and you're slightly behind in the polls is the sort of "gamble" DraftKings encourages you to take

If you get in trouble with the law for making up a kid and faking their death, then obviously the way to get out of it is to make up a sister and fake your own death. It's just science.

when they say shit like "you have to be practical and understand that the average voter is transphobic" they are talking about themselves

Despite the recent bollocks, the support and understanding of autism, ADHD and other neurodivergences. Raised in the Seventies and Eighties, these things simply Did Not Exist, and some people were just 'weird', 'antisocial' 'difficult', refusing to fit in' and so on. Now, we understand and can help

I know this might sound naive to some Americans who follow me but understand that elections in most other countries aren’t like being trapped in a never ending episode of Real Housewives.

I feel like politics didn’t used to be this way. I feel like in Canada, as a queer person, if Conservatives got in power they weren’t promising to take human rights away or secede to the US. Elections didn’t used to make me afraid. I feel like the US did this to us and I hate them for it.

Im reading a bullet point list of BC election candidate platforms while I’m in line to vote and every issue when it gets to OneBC is just “we promise violent racism and homophobia.”

Cool As Ice is a super dumb movie but it looks like 1000% better than the material needs (deserves?) thanks to Janusz Kamiński.

Thank Christ, nature is healing.

Sabrina Carpenter cover I Touch Myself