Tim Poultney

I'm not going to be so gauche as to put "Award Winning" in my profile... ...but it's technically true now!! Thank you to @scriptsandco.bsky.social and those of you who've been rooting for me. Your support means everything.

Literally the perfect format for an OG Dungeon Crawler.

I'd hate to imagine they're running it HOPING for an incident so they can generate future revenue through victimhood and sympathy. It would be INSANE to think that, but here I am, thinking about it...

BBC3 cannot catch a break. Sure, it's mostly slop but where else can new comedy get in telly? What could 4X actually cost?! It's all comedy reruns from the seventies! If I were Scottish, I'd only be further enraged against the English if I lost a part of my national programming because "reasons".

a bloody legacy

When life closes a door, it opens a window. And if the fall is too steep, use the fire exit. Run to the roof -- you always have that airship on the dock. The most important thing is to keep moving. Keep dreaming.

advice from Big-D #huntertheparenting

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

dracula is a job creator

Politician, perjurer, crook, crap novelist and general arsehole Jeffrey Archer has carked it. That both hilarious and sinister clip of him on Newsnight lives rent free in my head. Looks like we'll be waiting for ever for you to be Mayor now pal. Can't wait to read all the glowing press tributes.

Nothing like a successful rehearsal to put the peas back in your porridge! Just the tonic, frankly...

No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

I've just realised what all the AI companies asking for harsher regulation and begging for a development slowdown sound like:

ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean

Dude

Irony is a lost art.

The original Gizmo puppet at MoPop. Look how they massacred our boy. 😭

What I love about Western democracy is you can bung a political party £ 36 million earned from criminal activity & most media will continue to point at asylum seekers & migrant care workers with families as the barbarians at the gate we need to defend ourselves from 🙄.

Boo! AHH!! *Sharts*

MILES LOOK OUT!!

I love all the reports coming out about how AI is going to end the human race. No shit, y'know? Between the consumption and pollution of natural resources and the DECADES of warnings from academics and sci-fi authors about "rogue" AI... How could it not?!

When your GM has Mage: The Ascension and the WOD: Mafia books in the stack at session one:

even now, she's still teaching us

Arvon doing the lord's work. Great bunch of tutors too.

"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"

New fav just dropped.

Science shows us what these great actors might look like in 100 years 😮

If you've never seen Monster, now is the time. A masterpiece of suspense and intrigue, with one of the most compelling cast of characters I've encountered in any media. Plus the dub is very VERY good.

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

RIP you absolute legend

#RIP

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When life closes a door, it opens a window. And if the fall is too steep, use the fire exit. Run to the roof -- you always have that airship on the dock. The most important thing is to keep moving. Keep dreaming.

my people will be in touch with the mayors office to discuss how we're going to handle this blatant attack on americas greatest city

...Akklaim also made the Legends of Wrestling series, which I adore, but this awful mess? My most rented game next to "Marvel Super Heroes" and "Gex: Deep Cover Gecko"

Captain Lou Albano here! Kids, anyone who looks at the eclipse directly is not your friend. The sun can and will blind you. And if you DO look directly at the eclipse without eye protection, you go to hell before you die.

Play-Doh's Cave.