Elliott Vanskike

The latest Truth Social post from the president of the United States.

Kansas Dem Sen. nominee Adam Hamilton on trans rights: “I don’t think we should take a small group of people and bully them, pick on them, and hurt them. I understand one thing really clearly when it comes to transgender people, and that is Jesus told me I was to love my neighbor as I love myself”

NEW: Ingram, Texas, was just rebuilding from a devastating flood when its tiny police department enrolled in ICE’s 287(g) deportation program. Within a year, cops would hand over the equivalent of 10% of the town. with @nytimes.com

a green new deal president and they redecorate the white house like rainforest cafe

fun thread of folks dunking on Bad Joke Understanders

reap the whirlwind, shitbirds

Scoop: White House lawyers are weighing preemptive mass pardons for junior staff, sources says Under discussion: Pardoning everyone involved in deportation, war, or trade policy www.washingtonsun.com/whitehouse/w...

That part of Hey Jude where the Beatles do the world's worst Cary Grant impersonation

Cavalry’s arrived

that’s good writing

Oh, honey . . . your own mother shipped you off to a reform school (with cute little military costumes) after you were caught throwing rocks into a baby carriage and she realized you were too twisted to deal with.

This was tonight's goal. I didn't get any perfect crow inside the moon shots, but this group of white faced ibis' knew the score! thanks, birds! ISO 500, F22, 1/200s, taken a minute before Sunset so there was still some light. better edits on a laptop later 🪶

wait a democrat is polling +3 in montana’s congressional race and he is a smokejumper that looks like this? why has no one told the thirsty masses?

MINNESOTA: “I don’t think about myself. The youth are the most innocent. Anything you can do to save them is worth it.” ♥️ Endless stories attack the MN Somali-American community— but Ebro Ahmed🦸🏽‍♂️saves a bus 🚌 full of kids and stories mostly leave out that he’s Somali? 🤔

I regret to inform you that I've injected your cake with a fourth type of leche.

You might wanna brace yourself

PERFECT

Incentivizing Trump voters to call in their suspicions about about black and brown people? What's the worst that could happen?

Bike lanes have a car problem.

Team Paxton appears to have sent out fake mailers to Texas voters impersonating a trans student group and claiming to want to help kids secretly transition. The actual group said they had nothing to do with it, despite the mailers copying their aesthetic, and the address traces to a random UPS box.

there it is: blind patriotism will wipe out responsibility for child rape

All summer long, I assumed that Trump would make a pivot in the fall to address the concerns ordinary Americans have about the cratering economy and the soaring price of gas and groceries, but no, no, the president is still out here acting like he's the host of HGTV's White House Xtreme Makeover

it's true--the White House has needed a drone-capable complex military/ballroom complex for 150 years . . . also 4-inch high seat cushions

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

He's so good at this. Have a listen:

We went to Milwaukee a couple of years ago for Bob Uecker Bobblehead Night (no regrets) and caught this video of the sausages folding into the service elevator together 😂😂😂

Tomorrow! Come out for awesome prizes - a signed Lindor ball, a signed Ewing ball, a Mets squishy dumpling, a gorgeous signed copy of @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social, great hats from @athletelogos.bsky.social and so much more!!

Tucker finding new disturbing ways for a dude to look ruddy

I too enjoyed playing with Hot Wheels as a child

Parents, if you have dropped off a kid named Jimmy in the morning and picked up a kid named Janet at the end of the school day, please return to the school: You've driven off with some other family's child.

sure, research why Afrikaaners won’t move here but abandon science on vaccines, makes sense www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

SNAP Participation Has Dropped to Its Lowest Point in 17 Years, Even Though Economic Conditions Haven’t Improved www.cbpp.org/blog/snap-pa...

Wow! Mural by Brocha Silvestre at DC's Alethia Tanner Park #sqrlpix #BikeDC

Donnarumma has the bitchin' Camaro kit on today, I see #MC #CL

cyclists rolls through stop sign, gets yelled at cyclist follows law by coming to full stop and putting foot down, gets yelled at

this will surely put the matter to rest

Rep. Andy Harris trying *really hard* to lose the only GOP-held seat in Maryland

Ossoff’s approach also known as the “nuke from orbit”

Two debating styles: 1. El-Sayed. Acts like a skilled boxer as he throws jabs early and often at his opponent until they are weakened and then opens it up. 2. Ossoff. Pulls the sink from the green room in the back and starts beating his opponent with it right away. Does not stop until its over.

"despite reading from your notes" is fucking *art*

First and second truck have left. LFG🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

KITTEN ADOPTION KLAXON Gravy needs a home in the Baltimore/DC area ASAP, preferably one with other young cats. After the sudden death of her only sister, she really craves playtime with other kittens. Gravy is fully vaccinated and spayed, cuddly and playful, and learns what is ok and not ok fast.

“many of his former DOGE foot soldiers have leveraged their government stints to fuel private-sector ambitions: building companies that tap government largesse or that deploy knowledge they garnered during their brief tenures in Washington.” It’s the accountability, stupid. cc: Democrats

it’s true, unions do *terrify* the GOP

BREAKING: Trump administration cut down more than 500 trees on Saturday at the East Potomac Golf Course after giving less than a full-day notice, with more tree-cutting planned, so plaintiffs challenging the effort went to court seeking a TRO tonight. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Happy Columbo Day.

watch this space, come back soon now, y'hear?

“you got that hit mail piece on Talarico?” “sure thing, boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked” “what?”