Twon Twongleton

I've enjoyed every second it took me to put this together.

A lovely bit of business!

Artist: christhebarker https://b3ta.com/board/11432528 From the 'Game Mashups' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/gamemashups/popular/ #GameMashups

A mashup of my two favourite games!

No, NFT buyers, you've not been mocked enough.

You deserve AI-generated content that rises to our high standards.

add “between my legs” to a movie title The Bloody Pit of Horror Between My legs

The Master and Commander Between My Legs

Two tickets (on opposite sides of theatre- perfect for you and an enemy/nemesis) now available for tonight's show www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/richard... The surprise guests are good ones (if the sex symbol James Acaster isn't enough for you)

Anyone looking for a different christmas film this year consider Long Kiss Goodnight. It's so, sooooo good.

Jokes on you, Oxford Street had been pedestrianised for years. It just now we're telling the drivers

If you love retro gaming, but hate the cost of buying original consoles, you should check out the Evercade devices. Home console 2 current hand-helds NEW hand- held coming next week. With DOOM! All using THE SAME cartridges!

I love the period before a budget when every columnist writes a "what this budget needs to deliver" column, and they all find 1,000 words to say, "cut taxes for the rich and cut welfare spending to pay for it". It is a timeless ritual, as predetermined as druids at Stonehenge for the solstice.

Outta my sight, scrub

Can you guess what it is yet?

Lovely!

Future 'Only Connect' round where these are going to be put up and the contestants are going to be asked what connects them all: FREE MARGARITA NEGRONI PIŇA COLADA

Hire me @redbull.com

If I had a Tim Minchin I'd go back and turn off autocorrect.

ANSWER ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

Shite Rider.

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A chicken is a noble beast, The cow is much forlorner; Standing in the pouring rain, With a leg at every corner.

Hey you creative person! We’re hiring a creative, but don’t worry the way we work will be admin heavy and so unsuited for the things we want you for, you’ll be having a breakdown in no time. Besides, relax, we’ll probably replace you soon once one of our higher ups “has a play around on ChatGPT”

Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting https://theonion.com/somersaulting-rfk-jr-excitedly-chases-own-penis-through-cabinet-meeting/

It's funny how so many 'bugs' that slip through Meta's code reviews are hugely advantageous for their data gathering.

Aliens For Tax Purposes

Die Another Day For Tax Purposes

Batgirl For Tax Purposes :(

We Bought A Zoo For Tax Purposes

The Man Who Went Up A HIll And Came Down A Mountain For Tax Purposes

I’ve been telling people for years that they shouldn’t feel bad about blocking ads as it’s a basic security & privacy measure. Ad networks & publishers have shown no interest in sorting out the free-for-all so users have to protect themselves www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

a lovely bit of business!

I'm a priest and I work at one of our grandest Cathedrals. When I do a trouser toot, I bless it with "In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy gust, Amen". I think the Big Man would approve but I might get told off when I finally meet St Peter.

This sounds like a lot of work. I’d do it, but I don’t have the thyme….

I don’t always follow up on what people tell me to do, but this one is well worth it. :D Some people appear to be living their best lives!

People priced out of employing Tilly Norwood forced to look at Tilly South Norwood or even Tilly Penge.