its frickin bats 🦇

Tried so hard to find my Twitter mutuals on here but even with that chrome extension it wasn't easy! anyway hi old friends

This is just a fucking carjacking. How the hell was he supposed to know it was a state sponsored carjacking. what the fuck are we doing here.

if you are or know a pregnancy expert who could talk to me about Emily Oster's pregnancy work, hit me up here or by email (ifbookscouldkill on gmail). or ignore me, that's your prerogative also.

Telling the group chat that I heard Lindsey Graham died of explosive diarrhea.

Everyone is saying lindsay graham died of the diarrhea parasite

It took me a solid five minutes to realize that Lindsay Graham was dead because I kept mentally reading Mitch McConnell and then an additional minute to realize they’re both probably dead now hell yeah Saturday night baby

I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either

Absolutely loving this new podcast that brings scientists and artists together. Super cool concept. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

YES HA HAHA YES

IS THE CHAMPAGNE THAT’S BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING IN MY FRIDGE WITH KHAMENEI’S NAME ON IT GETTING POPPED TODAY?

Tear gas is banned in international warfare, yet classified as a “riot control agent” that law enforcement can use for crowd control. “It just doesn’t work well, and it hits the weakest people the most, and causes the most complications in them,” an anesthesiology professor at Duke University said.

You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.

Citizens are in the driver's seat now imho. It's cool if some politicians are quicker on the uptake than others but they are following us now, I'm not waiting for them anymore

Our initial analysis is up. The video footage appears to show that the gun was taken away from the man before he was shot. He was UNARMED before any of the shots were fired.

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

They really can't do it. They really can not simply say "Abolish ICE." They always have to add a qualifier. Abolish the untrained ICE. Abolish our opponents ICE. They're too scared to look anti cop to take a popular position held by their voters as their voters are murdered in the streets.

Once again, immigration is not even a problem. Immigrants are not more criminal, they don't cost jobs, they don't harm the economy. There is no reason for any of this. It is hurting ourselves to hurt them.

Not sure our brains were made to process extrajudicial executions in the streets in real time

You can’t threaten ICE agents with Nuremberg Trials because they weren’t paying attention in school and don’t know what that is.

whole lot of ICE pricks just saw that they can murder someone and not only not be arrested, but the president will call them a hero who saved the day. they even have a blueprint for how to shoot people they want to. extremely bad precedent

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

I have had enough. I was more than content to say impeachment was pointless because he will never be convicted by the Senate, and to just focus on impeachment of his lackeys. But you know what? Impeach him anyway. Create an extensive written record of his high crimes and misdemeanors.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

this poem is in my head every moment of every day now

Reminder to turn off autoplay videos on this app.

When they ask “why don’t we protest like the French?”, this is why. Because they shoot us in the head for absolutely no reason and get away with it by making excuses. This country is rotten and I am sick to my stomach.

ICE agent allegedly shot & killed a woman driving through an immigration raid in Minneapolis this morning. According to video of aftermath it appears the woman's wife & dog were in the car when she was shot in the head. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

The video shows ICE agents removing the woman's body from the car & carrying her down the road, no ambulance. An onlooker tried to approach to help, identified himself as a doctor & ICE pointed guns at him.

god help me I will live to see hegseth behind bars

It is so upsetting to be an American and to watch the US government destroy communities, both domestic and international, for absolutely no reason but evil. I’m so sorry.

i don't want war, man. sending love to venezuela. what the american military is doing is nothing short of a cacophony of war crimes and an abuse of human lives. there is no justification, there will be no reconciliation.

i do find it a fascinating assumption rightwingers are making that they should be able to walk into any daycare center and observe random peoples children whenever they want

Sending my husband nonstop Heated Rivalry memes until he gives up and watches the show

I glanced across a small parking lot and saw Olivia Wilde getting takeout

F*ck AI, I’m at the makers market buying a little ceramic trinket and fiber art that has mushrooms on it.

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

i don't care how it happens. i hope it's funny, but more importantly, for the good of the world, i hope it's soon