David Not Dave

Yes, I will advocate and celebrate Milwaukee, warts and all. The amazing photography and videography from @isaacrowlett.bsky.social does far more celebrating the city than words alone can. #MilwaukeeIsAmazing #Forward #Photography

Black African: "I fear for my life." State Department: "Asylum denied." South African: "I'm white." State Department: "Asylum granted!" Ordinary Latin American: "I fear for my life." Department of State: "Denied!" Flávio Bolsonaro: "Whaa! I lost an election." Department of State: "Granted!"

i mean really, tremendous commitment to the bit

If my doctor is checking AI I’m getting a new fucking doctor

Just the U.S. government meddling in a sovereign nation’s business. Nothing to see here. How do you feel about voting for Rubio @baldwin.senate.gov

Did he have to say it like that??

It's time to finish what we've started #WinOurWay

MAGA getting their panties in a wad over Cheesecake Factory but not the fucking pedophiles they support in office is pretty on-brand for them.

The Cheesecake Factory chain is apparently experiencing an influx of new customers from the performative MAGA cult. Thoughts and prayers to its servers as they watch their tips nose-dive.

Hey, you already knew RFK Jr is a crackpot piece of shit working to kill millions of people, but did you know he's a *racist* crackpot piece of shit working to kill millions of people?

Burnt out and tired of politics? So is everyone else. It’s a never-ending cycle. GO FUCKING VOTE ON TUESDAY IF YOU’RE IN THE U.S. IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY VOTED.

But Talarico is gay for eating a vegetarian breakfast burrito

I knew the Brewers were excellent. But after doing some research I feel comfortable in saying a win tonight puts them among the best of World Series champions. Regular season success. Postseason dominance. And how they did it. www.baseballamerica.com/stories/brew...

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Halloween Candy is up 15% from last year. A 100 piece bag of candy is 71% more expensive than it was 5 years ago and most chocolate companies have been moving towards lab grown ingredients. The product is getting worse AND more expensive. Happy Halloween, everyone.

Samsung should fix their “we’re always spying on you through any means necessary” features first.

So what’s the plan when Democrats win in the midterms and Trump comes out and says it’s all rigged? Is Hakeem Jeffries going to release a statement that’s like “wow, gee whiz guys, Chuck Schumer and I had an epic high five about it! Can’t wait for 2028!”?

Q: You'll respect the election results whatever happens? TRUMP: If they're honest elections (That's a no!)

It’s Microsoft/XBOX themselves. Acquiring Activision-Blizzard-King was a mistake.

The SC ruling that corporate spending is a protected form of free speech is what led us to this point. It allows wealthy donors like Musk to interfere. For more information on the Citizens United ruling, go to the Brennan Center link below. www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...

There are 47 instances in postseason history of a player having 2 hits in an inning Jackson Chourio is the only player to do it twice (2025 NLDS G1, 1st)

7 straight two-out hits? 8 straight two-out runs? 5 runs in a span of 8 pitches? Six runs in a span of 13 pitches? The Brewers' 5th inning in Game 3 was what you call Weird & Wild column material. So ... How historic was it? You're welcome! www.nytimes.com/athletic/772...

Must focus. Must focus. Must focus.

BREAKING: New damning evidence has surfaced of the White House and DOGE directing the termination of National Science Foundation grants for congressionally mandated programs. 🔗 bit.ly/3Wcbw11

Clavicular doesn’t deserve this ego boost.

Look, I know all the reasons we got here, but we really need to start seriously thinking about what we do in a world where The Markets punish whole countries for voting for decency, compassion, and fairness. We must stop pretending the capitalist machine is an objective, value neutral force.

691 words about Cheesecake. 434 words about rape.

Guess they're going to have to move the bodies to vote then

A Palestinian won the Nobel Prize last year

If you're thinking you've never seen anything like that, you'd be correct h/t @OptaSTATS

🫩 don’t make me tap the sign.

The Brewers are the 7th team to win each of the first 3 games of a World Series while hitting just one home run, joining: 2007 Red Sox 1950 Yankees 1937 Yankees 1927 Yankees 1914 Braves 1910 Athletics

#Brewers #WorldSeries

I don't think you could look anymore serious if you were trying to catch a human baby

A WORLD SERIES BEATDOWN #WinOurWay x @UWCreditUnion

ALL 8 FIFTH-INNING RUNS IN ONE VIDEO

Whoa Brewers on their SHIT right now. 🎉🎉

I’ll save you the hate click to note that the author is an interior designer with a podcast and a new book to sell, so just keep on walking

How was this not 3-0?

The internet can be pretty gullible about tech products, but congrats to everyone who called exactly what this was going to be used for from the first moment they saw it.

It is two hours and 15 minutes before first pitch. First audible "Let's Go Brewers" chants inside the stadium (Rays fans then working to drown them out).

How rude of him to call Trump ‘tinpot’. Probably didn’t even say “thank you.”

perfect, no notes

The only Planned Parenthood in the UP closed in 2025. Medicare for All means access to medical care for all, in every corner of the country.